During Freshmen Year, My Friends And I Shipped Cyrano And Christian From Cyrano De Bergerac.

This is the most beautiful thing ever

Chaotic pride items the batfam wears to pride?

Dick: Discowing: Pride Edition

Jason: a bisexual loincloth

Tim: matching realistic fake tattoos with Bernard

Damian: a sword that says "gay fights"

Duke: an America Chavez cosplay

Cullen: just the head of a furry costume

Stephanie: a Jesus drag king persona

Cassandra: Kon's leather jacket but make it ace

Barbara: six wigs on top of each other

Harper: a comically large bowtie

Carrie: trans flag moon shoes

Kate: flannel everything

Alfred: a catgirl maid outfit

Selina: the rainbow batsuit

Bruce: Selina's wedding dress

I have a cold too :((

It’s officially my birthday though!! I’m 19 now UwU

I’m gonna fail at life, but at least I went out eating watermelon at 4 am

Vent post time

Shit sucks for small businesses in the US rn. I know there’s a lot of bad things going on, but this is still bad. The only groups that seem to be doing well right now are the big ass corporations. (Ik it’s more complicated than that but this is a vent post).

Anyways, wish my family luck y’all. We’re gonna get through this. Also, fuck mega corporations!

In light of the things RFK said about autistic people recently, I feel like it's important to remember where the term "Asperger's Syndrome" came from.

It was the nazi's way of sorting between "useful" autistic people that could still work for them, and "unwanted" autistic people that would be sent to the camps. We kept using the term until very recently to my memory, and I'm not one to speculate but I wouldn't be surprised if the distinction comes back into popularity in the near future. Or even becomes legally recognized.

This isn't about whether or not you personally paid your taxes or wrote a poem. People have value and a right to exist regardless of their ability to do those things, and the second we forget about that and say "oh but I'm not the kind of autistic person he's talking about, I'm useful" we've fallen directly back into the line of thinking they had in literal nazi germany.

My little sister picked me up a while to show my friends she could pick me up. (I’m not shorter than her). She dropped me on the floor.

For fic purposes:

Tell me you have siblings without telling me you have sibling

…

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So you’re our daddy?

take your meds right fucking now or I will kiss your dad. after that I'll become your dad. I'm not replacing him. I'm gonna make your dad polyamorous. I'm not gonna ruin your family, I'm gonna join it

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hey

hey who’s your favorite person

if you don’t say yourself i will smite you

It’s- I’m-

My favorite person is-

Yeah no just smite me.

Gotham is like Australia. It’s so isolated, it just evolved into the most insane and batty (ha) environment.

Not that the other cities aren’t crazy either. Star City is just as bad as Gotham, just in a different way. LA versus New York. Sometimes Central City gives off Florida vibes.

Metropolis is Area 51 if Elon Musk camped there.

Lex Luther = Elon Musk in this situation.

love the idea of Batman struggling with Gotham because it’s so crime ridden, cursed, etc but when he liaises in another city it takes all of two seconds for him to arrest a drug ring, topple a corrupt city government, and put upwards of 25 people in prison without breaking a sweat.

LEX? PRESIDENT!?!!!!????