American Pope Leo Xiv Please Excommunicate Jd Vance Because It Would Be So Fucking Funny.

Remember to get the Easter candy on sale tmr y’all! Also happy Easter to those who celebrate!!

Tumblr you have the opportunity to be the funniest bitch on the planet rn and set a reward for looking at more than 600 posts in a day

the way tumblr tags trend is so funny, sometimes it seems like if ONE post gets popular the entire tag trends.

I’m gonna do an experiment. let’s use the tag

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#mole interest

Okay, what’s more interesting though… The heteronormative stuff they tell us these books are about? Or the very queer truth about Lancelot!

Yes, the majority of the kids in my Catholic school were weirded out when I said Sir Gawain is gay for the Green Knight, but those who got it, got it.

The Canterbury Tales were more of a struggle for me though, personally.

Sometimes I wonder how much fanfic of classical/iconic literature exists because of school projects. Just floating out there. In a drive somewhere. Not to mention that nothing is more unhinged than bored middle/highschoolers being forced to liven up books they might not care about. For every deranged ao3 crossover fic there is an infinitely more deranged crackfic written for the great gatsby or antigone or to kill a mockingbird or whatever by a bored highschooler and his friends for 10th grade English. I wanna read it

Amazing job. You have my utmost respect. Be gay do crime.

I love that Leonardo Da Vinci just...

I fucking hate that the general response to RFK Jr's eugenist take on autistic people is "autistic people do pay taxes, autistic people do work, autistic people do date!"

Some autistic people don't and that shouldn't make them less worthy of life. Some autistic people do need constant help and support and that shouldn't make them less worthy of life.

Once again we're falling in the right wing trap of :

They make a hateful, fascist statement

Instead of focusing on the fact that it is hateful and fascist we try to show them that they are factually wrong

We throw our own allies and the most vulnerable of us under the bus in the process

We legitimise an only slightly less hateful, fascist view as we go

They have completed their goal of making us accept the still hateful, fascist second version, hurrah. What a victory.

Right now what we're getting to with that is that autistic people who can work and pay taxes are okay, and the others aren't. Fuck this shit.

Same thing happens with the people who are being deported ("they have a visa!", "they didn't even have a criminal record!" -> even if they didn't have a visa, even if they did have a criminal record, deporting them and detaining them in what's essentially a concentration camp wouldn't be okay, you absolute tools of fascism.)

Y’all, my foster cat is giving birth! Her water broke at around 3:50 ish. She’s given birth to 5 kittens so far. There may be more coming

If Jason found out about people shipping batjokes he'd have an aneurysm.

On the opposite end of the spectrum we have if Dick found out about superbat.

Me explaining that Tim is actually Bruce’s baby using solely panels from when the Drakes were missing:

you may add ur height in the tags if u want ppl to see if they were right or not after they voted