My Little Sister Picked Me Up A While To Show My Friends She Could Pick Me Up. (I’m Not Shorter Than

This world needs more stalker Tim Drake and fanboy Tim Drake. He got adopted by his idols, are you joking, that was his dream come true. Self insert stuff right there.

An army of pigeons would be really cool to command.

The 22nd was Joan Jett’s birthday!?! Happy birthday to her!! I missed it cus I’m bad with dates, but so cool! Her cake looks cool!

Gosh, yes. This is the perfect solution. Brilliant. Somebody make the fic or I will.

ok consider this: au where dick gives jason robin… but does not stop being robin also. two robins. which flavor did you get, extra flippy or statistically more likely to kick you in the nuts than anywhere else? tim gets adopted? also robin. steph is robin when she feels like it. jason, resurrected, puts on a completely different suit and becomes robin… 2, the redux? robin 2.1? robin 5? damian gets adopted. who's he gonna steal robin from? surprise, bitch, there's four robins and you also get to be robin! cass is robin. duke is robin. alfred has to emergency medivac someone in one of the backup cars, his regular getup, and a domino. someone asks who he is and he answers "robin" in perfect deadpan. bruce is the only one who doesn't get to be robin and he's not sad about it, everyone, please take this seriously.

My homophobic grandma really likes frogs. She has tons of frog decorations around her house and always brings up frogs whenever we see each other.

Ironically, she says it’s because frogs don’t like men. She’s been through two divorces, just for some context. All I can think about is aroace and lesbian frogs.

I never had people draw fanart for one of my fics or write something based on it, but I just know that that is such a high honor and show of love. I once had someone ask me if they could translate my fic in Chinese and I was like, wow, they love it enough to want to put time and effort into it to show it to more people.

I love Azrael so much. It’s also nice to have a blorbo that has worse mental health than me for once. I may be falling into the endless void of despair rn, but he’s made himself a home there. I love him so much. He’s my little man.

Yuppp

reblog if you’re NOT tumblr famous, but you ARE tired and kinda gay

MISS PIGGY I BELIEVE IN YOU!!!!