My partners friend went missing if you all could signal boost this!
tbh anything is a stim toy if you're determined enough . happily eats my earphone wires like noodles . yay
"average cat owner spends 3 years in prison" factoid actualy just statistical error. average owner spends 0 years in prison. Miette's mother, who kicked her body like the football and went to jail for One Thousand Years is an outlier adn should not have been counted
MOXXIE AND MILLIE CONTINUE TO BE THE SUPERIOR COUPLE
find it so funny how when i look at others posts and go "10k to me. you cooked" a lot of the time it works but when i look at my own and go "damn i cooked" it's 10 notes and a piece of lint
do you think helen of troy thought about persephone when she was taken? her first winter in this new city, far from her brothers and sisters and cousins and mother and father and husband, all alone and watching the war from her windows, did she wonder how persephone was doing with her husband in the underworld? did persephone wonder about her, in return? in some stories they're half sisters, you know; daughters of zeus, kidnapped on their father's encouragement, crying for each other on opposite ends of the year. Never meeting but knowing the other anyways, caring for the other anyways. mirrors in bronze and gold.
Gosh, yes. This is the perfect solution. Brilliant. Somebody make the fic or I will.
ok consider this: au where dick gives jason robin… but does not stop being robin also. two robins. which flavor did you get, extra flippy or statistically more likely to kick you in the nuts than anywhere else? tim gets adopted? also robin. steph is robin when she feels like it. jason, resurrected, puts on a completely different suit and becomes robin… 2, the redux? robin 2.1? robin 5? damian gets adopted. who's he gonna steal robin from? surprise, bitch, there's four robins and you also get to be robin! cass is robin. duke is robin. alfred has to emergency medivac someone in one of the backup cars, his regular getup, and a domino. someone asks who he is and he answers "robin" in perfect deadpan. bruce is the only one who doesn't get to be robin and he's not sad about it, everyone, please take this seriously.
I post when I feel like it. My brain screams at me a lot.
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