Pipe Expanding Machine

for april fools we’re deleting this entire site sayonara you weeaboo shits

this gif is fucking frying me

from the bottom of my heart: just because something makes you uncomfortable doesn't mean it shouldn't be allowed to exist

honestly i’ve stopped caring if media is good. all that matters is that Me, The Most Important Person, is having a good time.

ben affleck and matt damon are the poor man's nick frost and simon pegg

*aborted little brother voice* it would be my turn on the xbox...if i existed...

its all 'be gay do crime' until a black person starts making allusions to drugs or sex or god forbid VIOLENCE and then it turns out nobody can handle anything more hardcore than downloading illegal torrents of hamilton

Back in the office/ back on my bullshit