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i think rice with things on it & also some sort of sauce is like basically the best food genre tbh

I don't think I ever told this incredibly embarrassing story here but when I was in highschool I used to have sex within proximity of a cheese steak restaurant and I fuckin LOVE cheese steaks so I'd go get one every single time and anyway I'm beautiful and young so that year I was in highschool my months of having sex cheese steaks was cut short by covid and I stopped having both sex and cheese steaks for a bit

Anyway all of this is to say that pavlov was on to something because the next time I ate a cheese steak I immediately got an erection, which I wish was true previously because again I LOVE cheese steaks but no that was not the case my brain had associated the two so now my next like 10 cheese steaks I had to eat in private like some sort of strange pervert because it just kept happening

i feel like nobody has NOTPs anymore. like if you hate a ship now it has to be for some deep moral reason and you have to justify it to everyone what happened to just not liking stuff that isnt inherently bad but just because you personally think it sucks

How to be a trans ally 101, from To Wong Foo (1995)

I put every bird I could think of into this wheel. Spin the wheel. You're that bird now.

enough paintings of saints where they're looking heavenward in ecstatic agony or down with love and mercy on their onlookers as they ascend. we need more paintings where the martyr is looking accusatorily directly at the viewer.

i want to [remembers suicide jokes are bad for your mental health] be in the middle of a gunfight, in the center of a restaurant

the secret to life is always having something to look forward to

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