813zombiefiender - Hello!!!

this gif is fucking frying me

Centipede economic sayings

Not “Only my reading of canon is correct” or “Interpretations are subjective and all valid” but a secret third thing, “More than one interpretation can be valid but there’s a reason your English teacher had you cite quotes and examples in your papers, you have to have a strong argument that your interpretation is actually supported by the text or it is just wrong and I’m fine with telling you it’s wrong, actually.”

fuck i can’t believe i wasted my entire life being moved by art and beauty and the indomitable human spirit ugh i should’ve been making money through internet scams

me [coming to terms with a truth about myself]: hm..................................................... unfortunate

you know what? it's funny how thin white celebrities mention women nd y'all will freak out nd make them trend bc 'lgbt icons!!!!!!' but black women like meg thee stallion talk abt liking girls nd y'all silent nd when niecy nash has a whole GAY WEDDING the website silent? hmmmmm it's almost like..... certain groups of ppl are excluded from gay communities

when you go to bed significantly earlier than usual, a little menu should pop up asking if you want Wake Up Early or More Sleep. and then you should get what you requested. that's my human body UI improvement for the day.