Isn't It So Funny There's Such A Thing As "customer Service Voice"? Like I Have To Speak To You Like

Pipe expanding machine

I LOVE MY FRIENDS SO MUCH I'M JUST STUPID AND FORGET THAT FEELINGS NEED TO BE EXPRESSED IN ORDER FOR THEM TO BE FELT

i feel like nobody has NOTPs anymore. like if you hate a ship now it has to be for some deep moral reason and you have to justify it to everyone what happened to just not liking stuff that isnt inherently bad but just because you personally think it sucks

went to a discussion led by elliot page earlier today and there were many good things said but at one point the other presenter asked him "what's a cool thing about yourself that has nothing to do with being trans?" and he said "uhh this is all I've got going for me" and then paused before adding "if anyone has three oranges, I can juggle"

twitter didnt appreciate this take but I thought you guys would

'ao3 needs a like and dislike button'

what you need, my algorithm-rotten minded friend, is a grip

for april fools we’re deleting this entire site sayonara you weeaboo shits

Welcome to my art exhibit I took the extraordinarily dangerous and brave journey to follow a white photographer whose entire career is taking creepshots of random women in India, and then I took creepshots of him taking creepshots. You’ll notice in this one he’s hiding behind a tree like a little goblin so nobody notices. This is an interactive art piece btw I trapped him in a cage and at the end you all get to take a picture of him as a souvenir

So are we ready to admit the world is doomed yet <3

No cuz I'm not a little bitch