Latest Posts by 7cigfigs - Page 3

okay four jesse eisenberg movies later i can (semi)confidently say that he acts so much with his eyebrows.

i love being a fag and a pansy and a fairy and a pervert and awhat who the fuck is egg bacon

them: you better not be gay wolf when i come over

my gay wolf ass:

real exchange i overheard between two of my bosses. ????

so like basically that north face zip up is a child of divorce is what i’m understanding

people will really try to argue that love and death aren't fundamentally entangled as if they don't ring the same bells for weddings and funerals

we don't talk enough about how esther clocked edwin basically immediately even before edwin knew it himself. the heteronormative assumption when trying to honeytrap and manipulate a man would be to send in a beautiful woman but she really met him once, said 'oh that boy is absolutely gay' and created him a little crow twink. i know what you are energy

I always find it hilarious when more recent adaptations of Sherlock Holmes makes Holmes the dreamy heartthrob/attractive one (not that he’s not a total catch) because my dudes, Watson is right there. He is literally like a Victorian wet dream, he is everything that classic Victorian period would find appealing- adventurous, fought for his country, learned, has groomed facial hair (legit that was like the equivalent of being 6’ tall today), polite. He’s got just enough “melancholy” (depression) and rakishness (gambling) to still be a gentleman but like a bad boy gentleman. A real Romantic (both romance how we think of it today and like Romanticism) archetype. If anyone is the heartthrob here, it is Watson.

Ideal work schedule:

I show up and am given a list of cognitively engaging but achievable tasks

I complete the list

I leave immedietly

i think i can watch tsn now and be obsessed with it is because of two reasons and two reasons only:

1) im unserious

2) andrew garfield’s huge fucking brown eyes like if he ever asked me out of the blue can you give me a kidney i would dig one out of my body for him stat

i don’t think i’ve been normal about anything that i’ve liked ever.

making text posts for me is like joga and meditating for most people

the only medium article that matters is this one where they just ramble about lesbian tsn

That doomed business partner yaoi will have u knee-deep in mitski’s discography on a Wednesday afternoon

HOW ‘BOUT NOW, YOU STILL WIRED IN?

what if the world was made of catboys

dead boy detectives textposts part 5

ethel cains instagram story. yep.

Mark? MARK? Hes wired in. Sorry? He’s wired in. Is he? Yes. How bout now you still wired in? Call security. You issued 24 million new shares of stock! You were told that if new investors came along- how much were your shares diluted? How much were his? You signed the papers. You set me up! You’re gonna blame me because you were the business head of the company and you made a bad business deal with your own company? This is gonna be like im not a part of facebook. It won’t be like youre not a part of facebook. Youre not a part of facebook. My name’s on the masthead! You might wanna check again. Is this because i froze the account??? You think we were gonna let you parade around in your ridiculous suits pretending you were running this company? SORRY MY PRADAS AT THE CLEANERS! Along with my hoodie and my fuck you flip flops, you pretentious douchebag! Security’s here, youll be leaving now. Im not signing those papers. We’ll get that signature. Tell me this isnt about me getting into the Phoenix. You… you did it i knew you did it! You planted the story about the chicken! I didnt plant that story about the chicken- Whats he talking about? You had me accused of animal cruelty! Seriously. What the hells the chicken? And i’ll bet what you hated the most, is that they identified me as a co founder of facebook WHICH I AM. You better lawyer up asshole, cause im not coming back for 30%… im coming back for EVERYTHING. Get him out of here. Its okay, I’m going. Hang on! Almost forgot. Here’s your $19,000. I wouldn’t cash it though i drew it on the account you froze. I like standing next to you, Sean. It makes me look so tough.

guy only owns 7 shirts and 7 pants and set, rotating outfits for his weeks

soulmates are cool and wtv but like imagine choosing to love someone not because some higher power made it destiny

Teeth are bullshit. What do you mean you’re decaying. Get a fucking grip. You’re a bone now act like it. You don’t see my finger bones decaying from jerking it too much now do you

painting of joan of arc but she's got a lil carabiner. is this anything.

Thomas Jefferson experiences dysphoria

what if I was slowly dying of internal bleeding and hypothermia and you stayed with me and read to me. Because you know I'm dying and you don't want me to be alone and scared (like you were). And what if I chose You, instead of heaven?

He's a 16 year old Edwardian ghost. He's gay. He's oblivious. He's in love with his best friend. He's got internalized homophobia. He's occasionally a woman. He's been dead for 70 years. He's never felt more alive. He is the kindest man you'll ever see. He is destined for hell. He has no rizz. Everyone wants him carnally. Edwin Payne really is THE most character of all time no one is doing it like him

edwin being catnip for a bunch of gayass supernatural entities is fucking hilarious. his victorian sensibilities and autistic mannerisms have bewitched them.

my gay ass just assumed crystal was experiencing beautiful lesbian love