god he’s so fucking autistic or smth idk but im obsessed
Off on a case! ✨
Dead boy detectives is just Edwin and the bad bitches he pulled by being weird and autistic.
Only Neil Gaiman would make a character who is a gay cat god who wants to fuck a repressed Edwardian boy
Why you should watch the Dead Boy Detectives
fox mulder bubblegum bitch amv
posting these on April 1st because they are fools so it's their day
I'm so mentally stable you can park a horse in my brain
it was a glorious 90 minutes of my life tears were shed
Come On Feel The "Illinoise" Musical is now open on Broadway for a limited 16-week run at the St. James Theatre. Tickets for all dates can be found here.
its so brave that you have such a 2012-coded url in this 2024 world
would you call a bear brave for standing in a new construction suburb or would you recognize the unfamiliar world they built around him
lowkey me af
lowkey me af
call his pussy british the way that I’m innit
Just saw someone with “use whatever pronouns you use for yourself for me” in bio. I honestly never considered the depth the pronoun metagame could have, we’ve barely scratched the surface with this shit
so turns out mindlessly scrolling on my phone for 4 hours didn't actually make me feel better
life becomes so beautiful when you start cooking rice in liquids other than water
fragment of god found on an abandoned flickr account
charlie in that one scene
uterus, i dont need you. go forth and find a beautiful trans woman who wants you.
trans people obsessed w body horror and biological inhumanity that want to look like bloodborne bosses and animal chimeras 🤝 trans people obsessed w robotics and technological inhumanity that want to look like mechs and industrial machinery
Im enjoying the longevity of tumblrs recontextualization style of humor. a seemingly innocuous post followed by like "posts that a gnome would make" or like "are you a phone"
I’m a magician in the sheets 😏 *pulls a rabbit out of my pussy*
"girl dinner is when you don't eat teehee" "men think about the roman empire women think about their ex best friends and poetry" "✨sapphic love✨ is so pure and innocent and sweet unlike nasty gross Man Lust" "girl math is when you can buy starbucks and makeup because you didn't buy it yesterday so it's free" "I'm going to explain (complex topic) for the girlies! so basically it's like when you go shopping-" "I love women because they're so soft and smooth and feminine and we can talk about girly things and they're not sweaty or hairy or horny like gross men" "women should be unemployed girls don't need jobs men should do all that for us" "ugh girls that don't like pink or being feminine just need to stop being such pick mes and get over their internalized misogyny it's gross"
god save my hairy dyke ass from this hell before I start whacking people's shins with my Girl Baseball Bat. teehee!
"ai is making it so everyone can make art" Everyone can make art dipshit it came free with your fucking humanity
*mr breast voice*
IN THIS VIDEO I GAVE NEIL PERRY LESBIAN MOMS, A LOVING HOUSEHOLD, AND A BOTTLE OF RITALIN
Something I've been thinking about a lot lately