Dead Boy Detectives Textposts Part 5

I'm so mentally stable you can park a horse in my brain

The "God" we made from unethically sourced flesh and metal won't talk to us anymore so I'm gonna abandon you guys and the project and hope it doesn't remember my name or face

bye almost laughed out loud just found out that the u.s. has the expatriot tax because of eduardo saverin lmaoo

making text posts for me is like joga and meditating for most people

its so brave that you have such a 2012-coded url in this 2024 world

would you call a bear brave for standing in a new construction suburb or would you recognize the unfamiliar world they built around him

original picture found on ethel cain’s tumblr

im watching x files again

HOW ‘BOUT NOW, YOU STILL WIRED IN?

wanted to submit this flash fiction thing to this magazine, was trying to figure out what to say in my bio so i looked at some on their website, realized that all these accepted submissions were written by people with MFAs and previous publications and shit, decided to not submit it