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"The Italians wanted to conquer hell, because they claimed they had the copyright over it, because the catholic church had invented it."

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Affini vines are made to restrain dumb little flowers like me

You agree. You reblog.

the legendary duel of Edward scissor-arm and Joe mcfatherdead.

on a lone summer's evening upon a beach, two adversaries approached each other in preparation for their final confrontation.

"Joe approach me like a true man," Edward called out.

"If you ascribe true manhood to dying, then just die alright," as the words left Joe's mouth he started to charge at Edward, however he was mildly slowed for he was allergic to sand.

"It's no use Joe you'll die just like your father. Bob mcbeatshiswife was a terrible swordsman and it looks like that runs in your family "

However while Edward scissor-arm was voicing exposition Joe ran up and stabbed Edward with his father's bastard sword, named wife, thus ending the fight rather anticlimacticly.

fumbling every cute tgirl in my dms by being incredibly cute and fuckable but absolutely crippled by social anxiety and never messaging first making her think im not interested

*twirls hair*

I was recently playing dst and was doing some farming

I also read hdg

I think plants have a universal praise kink

Let them cook

Anything is beautiful up close, you just need to the eyes to see it and the mind to look for it

Oooohhh kayy

Turns out, uhhhhh...

Plants....

ITHINKPLANTSAREEVERYHOTANDAHHHHHHHH!!!!

i love being a girl