Oooohhh Kayy

reblog to give a lesbian a cup of hot chocolate

fumbling every cute tgirl in my dms by being incredibly cute and fuckable but absolutely crippled by social anxiety and never messaging first making her think im not interested

*twirls hair*

Affini vines are made to restrain dumb little flowers like me

You agree. You reblog.

I bite the hand that feeds me, I suck the cock that breeds me

Yall

I think I'm ready for comic con

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i love being a girl

saying you’re a virgin on the internet is like pspspsps-ing at women who like people younger than them

theoretically

anyway im a virgin

the legendary duel of Edward scissor-arm and Joe mcfatherdead.

on a lone summer's evening upon a beach, two adversaries approached each other in preparation for their final confrontation.

"Joe approach me like a true man," Edward called out.

"If you ascribe true manhood to dying, then just die alright," as the words left Joe's mouth he started to charge at Edward, however he was mildly slowed for he was allergic to sand.

"It's no use Joe you'll die just like your father. Bob mcbeatshiswife was a terrible swordsman and it looks like that runs in your family "

However while Edward scissor-arm was voicing exposition Joe ran up and stabbed Edward with his father's bastard sword, named wife, thus ending the fight rather anticlimacticly.