Saying You’re A Virgin On The Internet Is Like Pspspsps-ing At Women Who Like People Younger Than Them

I have 2 weaknesses

1. Compliments

2. Being called a good girl

Apparently both turn me into a shy little puddle

"The Italians wanted to conquer hell, because they claimed they had the copyright over it, because the catholic church had invented it."

Anything is beautiful up close, you just need to the eyes to see it and the mind to look for it

Let them cook

me chanting into the mirror @ 3 am

dom lesbians dom lesbians dom lesbians dom lesbians dom lesbians dom dom lesbians

I just reada really good fic but halfway through I realized "oh shit this is really familiar.... didn't I write something like this once?" And as I kept reading I kept predicting what happened next and the further I went the more convinced I was that they'd ripped off my story-

like, copied the ENTIRE plot and re-written it, just better than I had? The characters were more fleshed-out than mine were, and the POV was more interesting, and the pace made more sense- but it was MY STORY?

So close to the end I was like "holy shit.. do I message them? Ask if my story inspired theirs? Should I be angry? Flattered?" Cause their tags and description didn't mention me AT ALL, which, sure, it's fanfiction to begin with, but if you're using my work than at least credit me as inspo, right? Just to be courteous?

But I get to the end of the final chapter, and it's not finished, and I'm kind of disappointed cause I never finished my story and I was really immersed in their version now and had been looking forwards to seeing how they tied up my loose ends- so I scroll to the bottom to leave a comment, and.

It's MY URL.

IT WAS MY STORY THE WHOLE TIME.

THE ONE *I WROTE*.

In *2013*.

And FORGOT ABOUT

BECAUSE I WAS SO INSECURE ABOUT MY SLOPPY, SHALLOW, AMETEUR WRITING

And I'm just sitting here now staring into space thinking about every shitty story I've ever written now like

IT WAS ALL GOOD?

IT WAS GOOD THIS WHOLE DAMN TIME??

I'M A GOOD WRITER?????

I had a dream that was basically Factorio and hdg combined.....im beyond saving

Just finished reading my first 30k word fic on ao3. I'll never be the same, I was visiting family earlier and they were talking about how their cats didn't need to keep sharpening their claws, because they were

"Domesticated"

It's done for me, I never stood a chance.

Affini kisses are *TOTALLY* underrated!!!

The feeling of vines holding your head in place, vines snaking down your throat...

Don't get me started on the xenodrugies, personally an A + N combo is INSANE with kisses!!!