No, No, You Don’t Get It These Fictional Book Characters From The 19th Century ARE In Fact Bisexual.

Callout post for Jonathan Harker

On his blog he claimed he was trapped in castle dracula but one of my mutuals LITERALLY saw him sneak out at night and steal a woman’s baby??

The spot the difference games are getting too hard 😫

khonshu was also uninvited from the orgy

no emails from johnny today he must be busy having fun with his new friend dracula !

Jekyll: [working]

Hyde in the back of his head: stick your hand into the chemical NOW!!!! For a good laugh. Drink the forbidden fruit punch.

love them

I love it when funny little 1800s scientist men go insane and are immoral. Fav genre

Jonathan: *searching for the key*

Dracula:

obsessed with the fact that jonathan fully climbed down the outside of castle dracula in his socks. what an absolute maniac. this is what happens when you push a solicitor to their breaking point.