Monster That Doesn’t Know That It’s A Monster Because It’s Never Seen Its Own Reflection, Doesn’t

your 4 most recent emojis describe your 2022 experience mine are fucking 😔🤡✨😭

no such thing as wasting your 20s your 20s are for recovering from whatever the fuck happened to you as a kid so that youre ready to get weird with it in your 30s

westerners will write their articles with headlines like “why ukraine matters” as if it was a wasteland. it matters because i and the rest of the people live here. hope this helps

no emails from johnny today he must be busy having fun with his new friend dracula !

khonshu was also uninvited from the orgy

i love when tragedies are like “the love was there. it didnt change anything. it didnt save anyone. there were just too many forces against it. but it still matters that the love was there”

GIRLS!!!!!! gather roung. we are looking at this pillbug

Pesach is coming up so I’m gonna say this

When I first got into Moon Knight I forgot two things

Marc is a non practicing Jew

He’s not close with his family for obvious reasons. Namely being legally dead among other things

But I immediately just thought

How does he celebrate Passover???

His family is ORTHODOX JEWS

HE’S THE AVATAR OF AN EGYPTIAN GOD

passover would be hell

I thought it was like he’d just be singing Dayenu really really awkwardly, shifting around in one of those gray folding chairs at the table, trying to ignore Khonshu standing directly behind him for the sole purpose of making it more awkward, possibly joking at random like it’s a stand up comedy situation because he would

I genuinely just thought he had a really really shitty holiday season, and somehow forgot he was non-practicing for a solid amount of time

i uhhhhh. i just saw thor: love and thunder