japanese macaques ♨️ planning to print this on washi tape!
inspired by this post made by @damerondjarin
so if I understand this right, Moon Knight is about these two dudes that share a body who are just babysitting the third dude in the body
My only plan for tonight is to get f*cked up beyond all recognition. 🥴🍾🍷
+BONUS FOOTAGE OF A DRUNKEN FIVE RUNNING DOWN THE HALLWAYS WITH A MANNEQUIN:
Honestly Laszlo Cravensworth is the character ever. He's a vampire. He's goth. He's country. He's a manwhore. He loves his wife. He's a dilf. He's a terrible single parent. His human neighbor Shawn is his best buddy, his sweet cheese, his good time boy. He wrote Kokomo. He starred in the first ever porno. He's British. He vowed never to step foot onto British soil again after they were classist towards his wife. He owned a bar where he held an open mic night to support a local girls volleyball team. He has beef with vampire Mark Hamill over $200. He's a lawyer. He's never won a case. He's a bastard who treats nearly everyone like shit. He cares So Much about his friends. He plays a flute that can control raccoons. He owned a cursed hat made out of witches skin. He's even bisexual
thinkin about aiaoy reprise…
Mr. Phantom of the Opera be like. If only people could see past my horribly deformed face to see that I’m actually a murderer. That would make things better I think
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