Honestly Laszlo Cravensworth is the character ever. He's a vampire. He's goth. He's country. He's a manwhore. He loves his wife. He's a dilf. He's a terrible single parent. His human neighbor Shawn is his best buddy, his sweet cheese, his good time boy. He wrote Kokomo. He starred in the first ever porno. He's British. He vowed never to step foot onto British soil again after they were classist towards his wife. He owned a bar where he held an open mic night to support a local girls volleyball team. He has beef with vampire Mark Hamill over $200. He's a lawyer. He's never won a case. He's a bastard who treats nearly everyone like shit. He cares So Much about his friends. He plays a flute that can control raccoons. He owned a cursed hat made out of witches skin. He's even bisexual
"Frankenstein was the doctor" "Frankenstein was the real monster"
Wrong! Frankenstein was a college drop-out with a god complex and a medical textbook.
I didn’t go to university for the education. I went for the corrupt mad scientist addicted to to unreachable knowledge aesthetic
There’s something about the way Stevens eyes were so wide when he first hugged Marc in this ep that really gets me.
new meme format + very old literature make brain go brr
(made by me :D)
IT'S ME GIRL I'M THE ANGEL OF MUSIC SPEAKING TO YOU INSIDE YOUR BRAIN LISTEN TO ME GIRL LEAVE THE BOY WE DON'T NEED HIM COME WITH ME AND SING MY SONGS WE'LL HAVE MUSIC TIMES IN CAVES DO DO DO DO YEAH YOU NEED ME GIRL YOUR FREE WILL IS AN ILLUSION
Yeah, I watched Moon Knight this morning
there’s got to be at least one trans woman named eve out there whose deadname is adam. and she’s the funniest person to ever grace this earth with her presence.
that’s enough emotions for a whole year. ciao
We need an American girl doll who can’t draw a clock
Got done seeing the phantom of the opera on the west end and to put it lightly im a changed man. Expect an influx of phantom posts
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