Look How Cute He Is Holding His Hand

it’s so fucking funny that so many jekyll and hyde adaptations focus on good vs evil in such a black and white way when the entire point of the book was that you can’t talk about good vs evil in such terms, particularly if you are talking about people.

Hyde: "Why does my body hurt?"

Jekyll: "Maybe that's what happens when you fall off a roof?"

Hyde: "My actions... Have repercussions? Gross."

welcome to super hellsite

The dadification of the MCU is going great

Honestly Laszlo Cravensworth is the character ever. He's a vampire. He's goth. He's country. He's a manwhore. He loves his wife. He's a dilf. He's a terrible single parent. His human neighbor Shawn is his best buddy, his sweet cheese, his good time boy. He wrote Kokomo. He starred in the first ever porno. He's British. He vowed never to step foot onto British soil again after they were classist towards his wife. He owned a bar where he held an open mic night to support a local girls volleyball team. He has beef with vampire Mark Hamill over $200. He's a lawyer. He's never won a case. He's a bastard who treats nearly everyone like shit. He cares So Much about his friends. He plays a flute that can control raccoons. He owned a cursed hat made out of witches skin. He's even bisexual

“Black Shuck, a ghostly black dog often seen as an omen of death or bringer of bad luck.”

Omens by Dillon Samuelson

ur government assigned gender for the day is the first thing u get when u click this link to a randomised wikipedia article. NO REROLLS . i am the  trollsteineggje mountain in norway

every single vampire ever is bisexual. its true. they told me.