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hi ♡
can I aske about the bleach men reacting to their s/o getting into a fight for them and winning. probably some idiot was badmouthing the bleach men and their s/o 'handled' everything.
thanks in advance ♡
A/N: Oh gosh, this would be a sight to behold. Most of them would be cheering you on lol.
Visibly entertained and turned on by your boldness. Highly smug as they watched you win. They’d tease you playfully afterward, maybe telling you things like, “Didn’t know you were that feisty” or “You looked hot doing that.” They're proud, definitely turned on, and probably already planning a reward for you later.
— Shunsui, Grimmjow, Askin, Kisuke, Bazz-B, Shinji, Kenpachi, Renji
They wouldn’t make a huge show of it, but you’d see the pride in their eyes. A small smile, maybe a nod, and later they’d let you know how much they appreciated you standing up for them—even if they usually handle things themselves.
— Starrk, Ichigo, Kira, Hisagi
They’d be proud you won, but lowkey irritated that you had to step in at all. Expect a lecture about not risking yourself—even if you clearly handled it. Their protectiveness flares up when it comes to you, even if they secretly enjoyed watching you fight.
— Toshiro, Uryu, Byakuya, Ryuken, Jushiro
They’d be delighted in their own way, smirking like the bastard just got what they deserved. They’d see it as you defending what’s theirs—or rather, who is theirs. Expect a quiet intensity, maybe a hand on your back or a whisper in your ear, telling you how well you did—and how they’ll be showing you their appreciation later.
— Yhwach, Jugram, Aizen, Ulquiorra, Gin
𝐓𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐠𝐬 𝐘𝐨𝐮 𝐃𝐨 𝐓𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐓𝐮𝐫𝐧 𝐓𝐡𝐞𝐦 𝐎𝐧
➳❥ 𝐂𝐡𝐚𝐫𝐚𝐜𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐬: Shunsui, Jushiro, Ichigo, Byakuya, Renji, Hisagi, Gin, Kira, Aizen, Toshiro, Kisuke, Shinji, Zaraki, Unohana, Yhwach, Jugram, Askin, Bazz-B, Ryuken, Uryu, Grimmjow, Starrk, Ulquiorra
➳❥ 𝐀/𝐍: I wasn’t expecting to write to write for everyone, but I also didn’t want to do this in parts. So everyone’s here in one post :)
➳❥ 𝐖𝐚𝐫𝐧𝐢𝐧𝐠𝐬: 18+ content, fem!reader in the smut part, asphyxiation, blood and knife play, manhandling, cunnilingus, blowjobs, fingering, lingerie, rough play, power play, cockwarming, thigh-riding, marking, light bondage, dirty talking, sleepy sex
➳❥ 𝐂𝐨𝐧𝐭𝐞𝐱𝐭: Non-sexual and sexual things you do that turns them on.
𝐌𝐚𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐥𝐢𝐬𝐭 | 𝐍𝐚𝐯𝐢𝐠𝐚𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧 | 𝐓𝐚𝐠𝐥𝐢𝐬𝐭
Kyoraku Shunsui
Non-sexual turn-ons:
A playful sense of humour and teasing wit.
Wearing his haori or hat just to mess with him.
Intelligence that reveals itself subtly.
Being affectionate and touchy without needing a reason.
Showing empathy and gentleness, especially with others.
Drinking tolerance can match or outdo his
Sexual turn-ons:
Whispering into his ear while seated on his lap
Flashing glimpses of cleavage, thighs, or the curve of your hip when you pretend not to notice
Lazy, sensual makeout sessions while straddling him on the porch
Being the one to initiate things slowly, then letting him take over
The sight of you stroking the base of his cock while still dressed in one of his robes
Ukitake Jushiro
Non-sexual turn-ons:
Soft spoken encouragements and genuine smiles
Gentle physical affection—stroking his hair, massaging his back
Bringing him food or medicine without being asked
Listening to him talk about history or poetry with interest
Seeing you play with children or his younger siblings
Sexual turn-ons:
Tender, unhurried touches—especially trailing fingers down his chest
Sucking lightly on his tongue when you kiss
Gently guiding his hand under your robes while making eye contact
Being vocal, breathy, but sweet—he melts hearing your moans
Giving him slow, teasing head with your hands stroking his thighs
Kurosaki Ichigo
Non-sexual turn-ons:
Standing up for yourself or others unapologetically
Sparring with him and actually managing to knock him down
Wearing his clothes and acting like it’s no big deal
Brushing your fingers through his hair after he’s bathed
Letting him protect you but also fighting at his side
Sexual turn-ons:
Grinding against him while you’re both fully clothed
Tugging on his hair when you kiss roughly
The look in your eyes when you drop to your knees for him
Telling him how big and hard he feels in your mouth
Riding him while biting your lip and watching his reactions
Kuchiki Byakuya
Non-sexual turn-ons:
Elegance, poise, and self-discipline
The graceful way you move—particularly in formal attire
Quiet loyalty that never needs announcing
Speaking refined, poetic compliments that catch him off guard
Playing a traditional instrument or painting in silence near him
Sexual turn-ons:
Undressing slowly and deliberately in front of him
Moaning softly into his ear as you ride him in his private quarters
Holding eye contact as you suck him off—subtly defiant
Leaving lipstick marks on his collarbone
Whispering your filthy thoughts in a voice soft as silk
Abarai Renji
Non-sexual turn-ons:
Boldness and unfiltered honesty
Sparring or working out together, especially if you show him up
Wearing something tight or revealing without even trying
Cheering him on at his matches or missions
Talking dirty in casual conversation just to mess with him
Sexual turn-ons:
Biting his neck and shoulders while he's deep inside you
Taking control—pushing him back, pinning his wrists
Moaning his name when he hits just the right angle
Tugging on his hair and smirking while you’re on top
The sight of you bent over, looking back at him with a dare in your eyes
Ichimaru Gin
Non-sexual turn-ons:
Playing his game of sly remarks and never flinching
Giving him a mysterious smile of your own
Feeding him something sweet with your fingers
Staring him down until he laughs genuinely
Reading or observing him silently like he’s a puzzle
Sexual turn-ons:
Letting him tie your wrists and whisper what he’ll do to you
Moaning his name when he ghosts his tongue over your sskn
Clenching around his cock while grinning up at him
Giving him a look that says you want him to ruin you
Being playful, coy, and just a little bratty—he loves the chase
Izuru Kira
Non-sexual turn-ons:
Quiet empathy and gentle support
Touching his hair or face with loving patience
Listening to him without judgement
Writing him notes or letters instead of saying things aloud
Seeing you defend him when he doubts himself
Sexual turn-ons:
Stroking his cock softly while looking up at him with flushed cheeks
Running your hands across his chest while kissing his neck
Light bondage or being guided firmly—he secretly likes being told what to do
Soft sighs and moans that escape you as you ride him slow and deep
Letting him worship your body like you’re sacred
Shuhei Hisagi
Non-sexual turn-ons:
Confidence that doesn’t cross into arrogance
Tracing his tattoos with curious fingers
Wearing his sleeveless uniform and mimicking him with a grin
Helping him relax when he's stressed—running your hands through his hair
Admiring his scars or voice work sincerely
Sexual turn-ons:
Scratching your nails down his back while he’s fucking you rough
Letting him pin your arms above your head with just one hand
Moaning shamelessly when he squeezes your throat lightly with his fingers
Riding his thigh until you’re dripping for him
Sucking on his fingers while you grind into his lap
Hitsugaya Toshiro
Non-sexual turn-ons:
Intelligence, especially when it challenges him
Cold weather snuggles—wrapping yourself around him
Running your hands along his chest or collar absentmindedly
Letting him take care of you when you're injured
Playing an instrument or humming to yourself while working
Sexual turn-ons:
Warming his cock between your thighs before sliding him in
Leaving frostbitten kisses on his chest and neck
Gasping when he pushes your legs apart with firm hands
Riding him hard enough to melt the ice under you both
Letting him lose control—he rarely does, but when he does…
Zaraki Kenpachi
Non-sexual turn-ons:
Anyone who can take a hit and laugh
Bloodied lips and challenging stares
Wearing nothing but a haori or his eyepatch
Joking about fucking in the middle of a battlefield
Fighting him and moaning when he slams you to the ground
Sexual turn-ons:
Scratching down his chest while he fucks you brutally
Screaming for more while you ride his cock until your thighs give out
Biting his lip until he bleeds and shoving him back for round two
Taking him raw and wild, begging for him to fill your pussy
Letting him fuck you against a wall with one hand on your throat
Hirako Shinji
Non-sexual turn-ons:
Quirky humour and refusing to take things seriously
Playing with his hair or trying on his hats
Teasing him with clever innuendos
Letting him cook for you and pretending it’s better than it is
Kissing him upside-down just to throw him off
Sexual turn-ons:
Riding his face with slow, shivering control
Moaning his name sweetly when he stretches you open
Light biting and tongue-play—especially on his ears. And his tongue piercing—tell him you like it when you use it on you
Getting on all fours and arching your back for him
Pinning him down and whispering what you want him to do
Aizen Sosuke
Non-sexual turn-ons:
Polished confidence, intellectual curiosity
Subtly challenging his authority with charm
Wearing glasses or reading books on complex topics
Obeying him flawlessly and then seducing him with a glance
Letting him teach you something, and acting too impressed
Sexual turn-ons:
Licking his cock while you whisper how powerful he feels
Spreading yourself open and begging him to “study” you
Moaning his name as you ride him slow, cunt squeezing him rhythmically
Telling him how you want to be rearranged by his cock
Letting him fuck your mouth until your eyes water and you thank him
Urahara Kisuke
Non-sexual turn-ons:
Brainy curiosity and scientific banter
Wearing his hat or clogs and acting like the boss
Fixing his tech for him with a wink
Subtle acts of devotion: tea when he’s exhausted, bandages on his hands
Purring innuendo in his ear while he’s trying to focus
Sexual turn-ons:
Straddling him and slowly sinking onto his cock while teasing his brain
Moaning nonsense while he fingerfucks you with wild precision
Sitting on his face and grinding until you’re sobbing his name
Letting him record your moans while he fucks you from behind. Also letting his try his new gadgets on you
Making him beg for release while you edge him for hours
Unohana Retsu
Non-sexual turn-ons:
Calm confidence, quiet control in a crisis
Precision in combat or healing—grace over brute strength
Obedience without submission; challenge without disrespect
Running your fingers through her hair or over her blade
Speaking softly but firmly, holding her gaze without flinching
Sexual turn-ons:
Letting her take full control—bound, blindfolded, at her mercy
Bleeding lightly beneath her nails as she rides you slow and deep
Moaning her full name while she traces your throat with her blade
Taking her strapon in full, whimpering, and asking for more or when she grinds her pussy on you
Eyes rolling back when she fucks you until you cry her name like a prayer
Yhwach
Non-sexual turn-ons:
Absolute devotion and confidence in your own strength
Kneeling before him without being told, eyes proud and unwavering
Speaking to him without fear, and daring to offer advice
Soft dominance—stroking his hair while he rests against you
Wearing his insignia or colours like a second skin
Sexual turn-ons:
Spreading your legs for him without a word
Taking every inch of his cock while moaning his name
Holding eye contact while he fucks you on his throne
Licking your lips after he cums on your face
Letting him use your body as his reward after war
Jugram Haschwalth
Non-sexual turn-ons:
Quiet authority and strong posture
Wearing long, elegant clothes that match his aesthetic
Obeying his commands with subtle grace and precision
Showing tactical intelligence in a high-pressure situation
Reading or writing near him by candlelight
Sexual turn-ons:
Kneeling between his legs, eyes wide, waiting for his permission
The sound of your moans as he fucks you slow and deep
Cupping his balls while taking his full length into your throat
Letting him bind you to his desk and stroke you with precision
The flushed, ruined look on your face after he’s spent himself inside you
Askin Nakk Le Vaar
Non-sexual turn-ons:
Sarcasm and biting wit delivered with a pretty smile
Watching you experiment with food, drinks, or poisons
Wearing silky clothes that brush against his fingers when you pass
Subtle manipulation that surprises even him
Laughing at his morbid jokes and then one-upping them
Sexual turn-ons:
Sucking on his fingers while looking into his eyes
Licking his cock from base to tip with slow, deliberate flicks
Riding him in lace lingerie while playing with your own nipples
Letting him drip things on your body and lick them off
Playfully threatening to overstimulate him—he’ll beg beautifully
Bazz-B
Non-sexual turn-ons:
Boldness, fire, and being louder than him when you argue
Revealing outfits, crop tops, battle armour that shows skin
Throwing playful punches and getting pinned for it
Cheering him on when he’s being dramatic
Letting him brag and then putting him in his place
Sexual turn-ons:
Groping his cock through his trousers and laughing at his growl
Taking charge and riding him wild until he taps out
Clawing his back while he fucks you against a wall
Sucking on his balls while he tugs your hair
Calling him “hot stuff” while your cunt clenches around him
Ishida Ryuken
Non-sexual turn-ons:
Intelligence matched with calm maturity
Wearing lingerie under a lab coat
Pouring his coffee without asking, quiet domestic gestures
Knowing when to shut out the world and let him have silence
Precision, elegance, and reading medical journals in bed
Sexual turn-ons:
Sucking his cock under his desk while he pretends to work
Letting him finger you with his gloves still on
Whispering dirty praise into his ear with clinical detail
Riding him slow, grinding until he swears under his breath
Guiding his hand over your clit and telling him what you need
Ishida Uryu
Non-sexual turn-ons:
Graceful intellect and sharp wit
Wearing his scarf or coat and fixing your glasses teasingly
Being meticulous in your crafts or hobbies
Challenging his logic just to watch him ramble
Quiet, firm affection—holding his hand while working
Sexual turn-ons:
Licking the seam of his lips before kissing him
Stroking his cock while whispering how proud you are of him
Gasping softly when he kisses your inner thighs
Letting him tie your ankles with his Quincy threads
Telling him he’s perfect while you cum around his cock
Grimmjow Jaegerjaquez
Non-sexual turn-ons:
Arrogant smirks, spitfire sass, and biting back
Showing your battle scars like they’re trophies
Tearing your clothes mid-fight and laughing about it
Challenging him with no fear in your eyes
Wearing nothing but a grin and calling him a pussycat
Sexual turn-ons:
Scratching his scalp while he eats you out with zero mercy
Choking on his cock and crying from the stretch
Letting him fuck you over any surface, raw and rabid
Cumming from just how rough he bites your nipples
Riding him while yelling how good he feels—and slapping his chest
Coyote Starrk
Non-sexual turn-ons:
Quiet companionship and non-verbal affection
Dozing on his chest without saying a word
Wearing his clothes and letting him see your cleavage
Soft eyes and lazy mornings in bed
Listening to his silences and responding in kind
Sexual turn-ons:
Slow, sleepy sex where you grind against his cock until he wakes fully
Letting him suck your tits while you ride him
Whispering “please” while you ride him under the covers
Letting him watch you touch yourself while you straddle his lap
Taking him so slowly he shivers—he never shivers
Ulquiorra Cifer
Non-sexual turn-ons:
Existential curiosity and thought-provoking questions
Crying in front of him without shame—he notices
Gently touching his face without asking
Wearing white, black, or green in contrast to his own shades
Showing emotion just for him—never for others
Sexual turn-ons:
Soft moans while you take his cock inch by inch, eyes fluttering shut
Letting him explore your cunt like it’s a mystery
Kissing him without permission and whispering “mine”
Wrapping your legs around him and pulling him in deeper
Crying out his name as you cum—he won’t say it, but he lives for it
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me face to face with Shinji
Hey !
are you able to do bleach men and what their favorite s*x positions would be ? ( shunsui, kisuke , grimmjow etc )
𝐘𝐡𝐰𝐚𝐜𝐡 — Full Nelson
𝐉𝐮𝐠𝐫𝐚𝐦 — Bent over any surface (mostly a tabletop)
𝐀𝐬𝐤𝐢𝐧 — Cowgirl, Reverse Cowgirl
𝐁𝐚𝐳𝐳-𝐁 — Doggystyle (with a deep arch)
𝐑𝐲𝐮𝐤𝐞𝐧 — Missionary (he’ll alter your legs to suit)
𝐔𝐫𝐲𝐮 — Cowgirl
𝐒𝐡𝐮𝐧𝐬𝐮𝐢 — Spooning, Cowgirl and when he isn’t feeling lazy, Mating Press
𝐉𝐮𝐬𝐡𝐢𝐫𝐨 — Missionary (leg over shoulder or resting in elbow)
𝐊𝐢𝐬𝐮𝐤𝐞 — Any position, especially from behind
𝐀𝐢𝐳𝐞𝐧 — Seated on his lap
𝐒𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐣𝐢 — Any position face to face
𝐆𝐢𝐧 — Reverse Cowgirl
𝐇𝐢𝐬𝐚𝐠𝐢 — Missionary (a leg over the shoulder or resting in his elbow)
𝐊𝐢𝐫𝐚 — Cowgirl, Lotus
𝐑𝐞𝐧𝐣𝐢 — Doggystyle (face down, ass up)
𝐈𝐜𝐡𝐢𝐠𝐨 — Doggystyle (arch real good for him) and Mating Press
𝐓𝐨𝐬𝐡𝐢𝐫𝐨 (𝐚𝐝𝐮𝐥𝐭) — Missionary (legs in the crook of elbows)
𝐙𝐚𝐫𝐚𝐤𝐢 — Bent over any surface, suspended in his arms and folded like figure eight lol (Full Nelson)
𝐆𝐫𝐢𝐦𝐦𝐣𝐨𝐰 — Doggystyle (face down, ass up and a deep arch), bent over or pressed against any surface
𝐒𝐭𝐚𝐫𝐫𝐤 — Cowgirl, Reverse Cowgirl, Spooning
𝐔𝐥𝐪𝐮𝐢𝐨𝐫𝐫𝐚 — Missionary
That being walked in on has inspired me!
What if reader walks in on them but pulls up a chair and just watches, refusing to help or join in? I want to know which ones beg prettily, which ones out right stop in retaliation, which ones continue on as if reader isn't even there, and whatever other reactions that you can think of for these fine, fine men
Thanks, as always! ❤️
They couldn’t take it—your unwavering gaze, the way you just sat there, arms crossed, lips curved in amusement, refusing to give them relief. Their pride crumbled fast, heavy pants turning to breathless pleas, voices thick with desperation. Hands never slowed, but their eyes stayed locked onto you, silently (or loudly) begging. Some whispered your name like a prayer, others outright whimpered, promising anything if you’d just touch them.
— Jushiro, Kira, Hisagi, Bazz-B
The moment they registered your refusal, their hand stilled, their expression darkening with frustration. You wanted to tease them? Fine. They weren’t going to give you the satisfaction of watching them fall apart. Some scoffed, others outright scowled, shifting their legs or turning away as if to say, “You don’t get to enjoy this if you’re not joining in.”
— Byakuya, Ulquiorra, Yhwach, Ryuken, Toshiro (Adult), Uryu
If you weren’t going to help, then they didn’t need you. They kept going at their own pace, shameless and unaffected, not giving you the reaction you were likely hoping for. They didn’t beg, didn’t stop—just carried on, some even closing their eyes as if you were nothing but background noise. If they acknowledged you at all, it was with a smug smirk or a raised eyebrow, daring you to cave first.
— Aizen, Ichigo, Renji, Kenpachi, Jugram
Instead of frustration or desperation, they turned it around on you. If you wanted to watch, then they’d put on a show—drawn-out strokes, teasing moans, knowing looks that made it clear they were trying to make you crack first. Some even spoke to you, throwing out taunts between gritted teeth, asking if you were really going to sit there unmoved while they fell apart in front of you.
— Shunsui, Shinji, Kisuke, Grimmjow, Askin, Starrk, Gin
How about Bleach men reacting to getting motorboated?
Not them having their own face in someone's chest, but their partner shoving their face into their man's chest? Especially Shunsui and Kisuke, as their tits are out at all times(I just want to go brrrrrrr)
Thank you! You're amazing! ❤️
A/N: Your ask reminds me of TYBW when Kisuke and Shunsui were subconsciously revealing more of their chest as the episodes went by. They were serving us 🤤.
Laughs and goes along with it — They’d find it amusing and wouldn’t mind indulging you, either letting you do your thing or some might even pushing your face in deeper just to mess with you. Might tease you about it afterward.
— Shunsui, Jushiro, Kisuke, Shinji, Zaraki, Askin, Bazz-B, Grimmjow, Starrk
Mildly confused but unbothered — They’d blink in surprise, few might mutter a confused “what the hell?” but wouldn’t push you away. They might shake their head at you afterward but won’t make a big deal out of it.
— Aizen, Gin, Renji, Hisagi, Kira, Ichigo
Immediately suspicious and slightly annoyed — Their first instinct would be, Why? They wouldn’t react aggressively, but they’d fix you with an unimpressed stare and probably tell you to stop with varying degrees of irritation. Which ruins the fun 🥲
— Ryuken, Toshiro (Adult), Byakuya, Jugram, Yhwach, Uryu, Ulquiorra
what are you hc on how bleach men sleep with their s/o? you know like lf they like to have their space or if they headlock them☠️
A/N: Not the headlock option 🤣. But I do see a few of them doing that... the sleep fighters, that is. This was extremely chaotic ☠️
Cuddler — they love the idea for either of you wrapping your arms around each other to fall asleep. Either of your faces pressed into each other necks. The light, soft breathing coming from your lips, while they’re snoring. With both of you curled up against each other your slumber is one of the most peaceful sleeps.
— Shunsui, Jushiro, Byakuya (secretly), Starrk, Hisagi, Kira, Uryu, Jugram, Askin, Yhwach
Cuddle to roll away — at the start of the night the both of you are wrapped up in each other’s embrace but by the end of the night, you’ve both drifted apart. Throughout the night one of you will row back into the other’s arms, only to roll away again.
— Ichigo, Kisuke, Toshiro, Shinji, Renji, Bazz-B
Sleeps apart — from the start of your sleep to the end, you both lay on different ends of the bed. It’s not the either of you don’t like to cuddle, it’s just that you need space to roll around, so you don’t hit them, and they don’t need to be a victim of your moves.
— Byakuya, Ulquiorra, Ryuken, Aizen
Blanket Thief — you’ll go to sleep with the blanket wrapped heavenly around you and then wake up to the coldness biting your flesh in the middle of the night. When you look around for your blanket, wondering if it grew legs and ran away, you see them wrapped up, snuggling, in it. It’s impossible to yank it off them, so you just lay there in the cold.
— Grimmjow, Bazz-B, Gin, Kisuke, Renji, Ichigo
Sleep Talkers — they never stop once they start. They say the most ridiculous stuff ever. “Open the cupboard for the sugar to leave, help me find my sheep.” The hell. Sometimes you engage in the conversation with them just to hear them say more shit. Surprisingly, the conversation is actually good.
— Shunsui, Kisuke, Shinji, Bazz-B, Starrk, Askin, Gin, Uryu
— Zaraki, Ichigo, Bazz-B, Grimmjow
Sleep Fighters — look at this point, I’m sorry for you and I hope you survive the night with at least some sleep cuz you ain’t getting any. They require a warning. Unless you don’t mind sleeping on the floor when they kick you off. You’ll be catching their hands and feet all night, all over. At least take a few pointers from their moves, you might learn something.
Sleepwalkers — you’ll wake up to someone poking you, asking if you want some sugar in your tea while holding a powder bottle. When you look up, it’s them unconsciously walking about the house picking up items and rearranging them or sometimes, just sitting and staring off at God knows what. It quite alarming because you once woke up to them curled up and laughing on the staircase, holding a pot. What was the joke? I don’t even know.
— Askin, Shinji, Kisuke, Gin, Toshiro
Sleep laughers — so I know this one’s strange but lemme explain, sleep laughing does exist and sadly I’m proof, I used to do it. Like me, they’d wake up to themselves laughing from their slumber. We don’t even know what the hell the dream was about. It’s gone from our minds. Just know the dream was funny. It’s scary when you’re sleeping, and you hear laughing coming from next to you. The fuck? Not tonight satan.
— Shinji, Gin, Askin
Sleeping on top one another — the comfortable weight of either of your bodies resting on the other lulls you both to sleep gracefully. They enjoy this way of sleep with you. Arms sprawled out on either sides, legs encaged around theirs and they’re snoring lightly. The weight of either of you on each other’s chest seems to be just right. Pulling the sheets around you two, they’d wrap their arms and drift off to sleep.
— Starrk, Renji, Hisagi, Jugram, Zaraki, Shunsui, Hisagi
Sleeps straight on their back throughout the entire night and doesn’t move — are they dead? Are they crazy? Who the hell sleeps like that the entire night? They look so still. Are they moving? They’re not…breathing? Why aren’t they turning? You thought you were sleeping next to a dead the first time you woke up and turned to look at them. They were in the same spot and position you left them when you both fell asleep.
— Aizen, Ulquiorra, Ryuken, Yhwach, Jugram, Starrk, Toshiro
Heavy sleepers — the house could be burning, the earth could split open and sink the house, the dead could rise, or you could roll them off a cliff and they’d be fast asleep. There’s no hope left for you beside leaving them alone. They’ll wake up when they want to wake up.
— Starrk, Renji, Ichigo
Snorers — you’re doomed from start to end. Have earplugs on standby every night or sleep on the couch. You’re not gonna get sleep at all. They sound like a lawnmower. You can’t sleep through that. Sometimes you wonder if they’re mowing grass in their sleep.
— Shunsui, Zaraki, Grimmjow, Bazz-B
Sleeps in weird positions — you and I can’t comprehend half of the positions that they contort they bodies to sleep. Is that even comfortable? It doesn’t look so. Why is their head positioned like that? Do they want to break it? They’re also known to be able to sleep anywhere as well. Don’t be surprised if you wake up to them sleeping on their heads.
— Kisuke, Shinji, Grimmjow, Bazz-B
Doesn’t need sleep. Sleep is for the weak — this one is self-explanatory. Sleep? Who’s that? Don’t know them. Never heard of them. Don’t introduce me. I don’t need to go any further.
— Ulquiorra, Yhwach, Aizen
I don’t need sleep, I need answers — this one is also self-explanatory. They’re mostly the overthinkers who create and entire scenario or theory and because of this they can’t sleep, so they spend the whole night awake creating more scenarios and theories to answer their problems.
— Uryu, Byakuya, Kira, Kisuke, Aizen, Ryuken, Yhwach, Jugram, Ulquiorra, Grimmjow
If I can’t sleep, neither can you or I’ll wake the household — if they can’t sleep, it’s a you problem, seriously. You’re going to have to deal with their problem as well and no, they don’t take your negativity towards their problem lightly or as a response. We’re all in this together.
— Bazz-B, Shinji, Gin, Grimmjow, Kisuke
I can’t sleep, so I’ll drink to sleep — this is truly a quick and easy way to dreamland for them, the only problem is that they have to go through that drunk phase first—which clearly isn’t the best phase for them.
— Shunsui, Hisagi, Gin, Askin, Kira
here i go being horny on the tl again 🫣
Question? How would the Quincy men perform oral sex? Would they be rough, gentle, fast, slow, etc?
A/N: I contemplated on writing for Uryu and Jugram again, since I had their response in NSFW headcanons, but I gave another response. More content for you all.
𝐘𝐡𝐰𝐚𝐜𝐡 — calm, precise and utterly overpowering. He wouldn't rush. He’d drag his tongue in slow, deliberate strokes, savouring every tremble and moan, maintaining unwavering eye contact as if reading and controlling every reaction. His beard would only add to the stimulation, brushing over sensitive areas like a constant teasing presence. He wouldn’t just use his tongue—his fingers would press, stretch, and grip, making sure you had no room to escape his attention.
𝐉𝐮𝐠𝐫𝐚𝐦 — would be deeply attentive, treating oral as an art of discipline. He wouldn't rush, instead ensuring every flick, suck, and press of his tongue delivered the most precise pleasure possible. His focus would be intense, blue eyes locked onto you as if you were the only thing in existence. His hands would be firm, keeping you steady as he worked his tongue in slow strokes before shifting into something more intense—sucking, nipping, and humming in a way that sent vibrations deep into your core. Jugram wouldn’t stop until he was satisfied that he had wrung every drop of pleasure from you, leaving you trembling and breathless beneath him.
𝐀𝐬𝐤𝐢𝐧 — would make oral into a game—slow, teasing, and playful, dragging it out far longer than necessary just to see how much you could take. He’d start with featherlight flicks, smirking at every twitch and whimper, dragging out anticipation until you were begging for more. His tongue would be dangerously skilled, switching between gentle licks and deep, drawn-out sucks, making sure to pause just when things got unbearable. He’d hum against you lazily, the vibrations enough to push you closer to the edge, only for him to pull back with a knowing chuckle. But once he got serious? His tongue would be relentless, switching between devastating precision and deep licks until he had you falling apart beneath him. And he’d love every second of it.
𝐁𝐚𝐳𝐳-𝐁 — wild, relentless, and absolutely filthy. He wouldn’t hold back, diving in with deep, messy licks, groaning into you as if he couldn't get enough. His hands would be gripping your thighs and hips as he ate you out like a man starving, tongue moving in quick, heated strokes, pressing, flicking, and swirling with raw passion. He wouldn’t care about pacing—he’d want you crying out, trembling, hands fisting in his hair as he worked you over again and again. He’d growl against you, the vibrations only heightening the sensation, and he wouldn’t stop until his face was soaked, until you were left breathless, trembling, and utterly spent.
𝐑𝐲𝐮𝐤𝐞𝐧 — would treat oral like a task to be executed with flawless precision. He wouldn’t bother with teasing, going straight into deep, languid strokes of his tongue that had you falling apart before you even realised what hit you. His pace would be slow but thorough, every movement designed to extract the maximum response with minimal effort. He wouldn’t react to desperate whimpers or moans, keeping his composure even as his tongue worked relentlessly, but he would take in every shudder, every gasp, using that knowledge to craft his art. And the worst part? He wouldn’t even gloat about it—he’d simply wipe his mouth, adjust his glasses, and act as if he hadn’t just ruined you completely
𝐔𝐫𝐲𝐮 — would be surprisingly skilled. He’d start slow, mapping out every sensitive spot with delicate licks, carefully gauging each reaction before honing in on what made you gasp the loudest. His tongue would be accurate, flicking in controlled motions, his lips sealing around you to suck with just the right amount of pressure. He’d take pride in making you unravel, watching their body twitch under his careful attention, never letting up until he had you completely at his mercy. He might not seem like the type to enjoy being messy, but once he got lost in the moment, he’d revel in the way you writhed beneath him, taking quiet satisfaction in the fact that he could break you with nothing but his tongue.
What would the bleach men think if you told them you wanted a collar on?
These men would smirk or chuckle, finding your request both entertaining and enticing. They’d probably (definitely) tease you about it, making playful remarks before giving in. Whether they saw it as a mark of ownership, or just something fun, they wouldn’t hesitate to go along with it—likely making a show of fastening it around your neck themselves followed by some remark, “perfect little pet, all dolled up for me. All mine.”
— Shunsui, Gin, Kisuke, Askin, Shinji, Bazz-B, Grimmjow
These men would take the request seriously, seeing it as an act of belonging—whether to them specifically or as a statement of devotion. They would personally acquire a collar designed just for you—their insignia on it—and fit your status in their eyes. They might not outright voice their possessiveness, but the way they handled the situation—adjusting the collar to sit just right, ensuring it suited your appearance—would make their feelings clear. “You were made to wear this. Perfect.”
— Byakuya, Jugram, Aizen, Ulquiorra, Yhwach
They’d be more reserved in their reaction, tilting their head in curiosity before ultimately nodding in approval. Their acceptance wouldn’t be rooted in possessiveness but rather in the idea that if it made you happy, they saw no harm in it. Some might ask for your reasoning out of simple curiosity, while others would quietly admire how it suited you. Starrk, in particular, would appreciate the casualty of the gesture rather than the meaning. “You look lovely, the colour suits you well. I hope you’re comfortable.”
— Jushiro, Kira, Hisagi, Starrk, Uryu, Toshiro (Adult), Ryuken
They wouldn’t put too much thought into the deeper meaning behind it. If you wanted a collar, fine—who were they to argue? Ichigo and Renji might turn a little red if the request implied something intimate, but they’d ultimately agree, especially if they saw how much you wanted it. “Can’t believe you actually want this? Can’t I just get you a necklace or somethin’?” Kenpachi, on the other hand, would grin and make some offhand remark about it looking good on you before moving on with his day.
— Ichigo, Renji, Kenpachi
