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Person B: Wanna do something?

Person A: Nah I’m too sleepy

B: It’s 9pm how are you tired?

A: I finally fixed my sleeping schedule

B: Why would you do that?

A: Why wouldn’t i do that

fanfiction authors notes strike again

marauders as things my friends and i have said:

it's peter's birthday

Peter: Trust me, I love flowers, I would love to get flowers but like instead of walking past a flower shop and thinking about me, maybe walk past those shawarma food trucks and think about me. Also when you see chips, with extra garlic sauce, and maybe some pastries. Oooh especially the strawberry pastries. And maybe some cake too... yeah some chocolate cake. You know what I mean?

James [intently staring at peter]: Sooo no flowers?

Peter [shrugging]: I mean, wouldn't mind them, but yeah I guess.

James [looking behind him and shaking his head subtly]: See, I knew that, I just felt like you didn't know that yourself, and I wanted to remind you of what you like.

Remus and Sirius: throwing the flowers they had into the bin

Peter: What?

James: Uhh the Enlightenment, now don't mind me, but I have some things to do [takes his phone out to call the nearest shawarma place while walking away]

Peter [utterly confused]: The fuck?