(This may or may not have been based off an actual interaction I had back in high school) So again I’m working with mobile, sorry for any grammar or spelling mistakes
Satan: The person I like doesn’t seem to notice I have feelings for them, I’ve been dropping them the most insanely obvious hints I could think of for like a year now.
MC: Wow. They sound stupid.
Satan: They’re not. They’re really smart, just very dense. I’m trying to figure out how to make it more clear.
MC: Maybe you need to be even more obvious? Like… point blank “Hey! I love you!”
Satan: I guess you’re right. Hey MC, I love you.
MC: see! Just say that!
Satan: Holy fucking shit.
MC: If that flies over their head then, sorry, but they're too dumb for you.
Satan: I want to kill you
MC: Woah! I just helped you with your love life and that's how you treat me?!?
Satan: You are my love life!
*a while after I posted this I also realized this would work for belphie and MC as well*
Garreth Weasley
They Call You: (My) Pudding and (My) Sweetie
You Call Them: Pumpkin and (My) Goose
Leander Prewett
They Call You: (My) Dear and Beloved
You Call Them: Dear(Darling) and Cabbage
Natsai Onai
They Call You: Sweetie and Muffin
You Call Them: Honey and (My) Gazelle
Amit Thakkar
They Call You: (My) Star(shine) and Sunshine
You Call Them: (My) Moon(mind) and Owlet
Everett Clopton
They Call You: Ladybird ((My) (Little) Birdy) and (My) Flittermouse
You Call Them: (My) (Pesky) Imp and (My) Cherub
Duncan Hobbhouse
They Call You: (My) Chickadee and Ducky
You Call Them: Puffskein-Dunkein and My Turtle (Dove)
Sebastian Sallow
They Call You: (My) Lovely and (My) Beauty/Beau
You Call Them: (My) and (My) Fool
Ominis Gaunt
They Call You: (My) (Turtle) Dove and (My) Honeysuckle
You Call Them: (My) Angel and Bright Eyes
Imelda Reyes
They Call You: Sweetikins and (My) Honeycomb
You Call Them: Queenie (Bee) and (My) Busy-Bee
Hufflepuff:
Poppy Sweeting
They Call You: (My) Creepmouse and Dear (Deary)
You Call Them: (My) Sweetie (Sweeting) and Lambkin
Arthur Plummly
They Call You: (My) Treasure and (My) Sugar Plum
You Call Them: (My) (Little) Mouse and (My) Huckleberry
Words of Affirmation
Quality Time
Physical Touch
Acts of Service
Receiving Gifts
Garreth Weasley
Receiving Gifts
Quality Time
Acts of Service
Leander Prewett
Words of Affirmation
Physical Touch
Quality Time
Natsai Onai
Acts of Service
Quality Time
Physical Touch
Amit Thakkar
Quality Time
Words of Affirmation
Physical Touch
Everett Clopton
Quality Time
Physical Touch
Receiving Gifts
Duncan Hobbhouse
Acts of Service
Words of Affirmation
Receiving Gifts
Sebastian Sallow
Acts of Service
Receiving Gifts
Quality Time
Ominis Gaunt
Quality Time
Words of Affirmation
Physical Touch
Imelda Reyes
Words of Affirmation
Quality Time
Receiving Gifts
Hufflepuff
Poppy Sweeting
Quality Time
Words of Affirmation
Physical Touch
Arthur Plummly
Quality Time
Acts of Service
Receiving Gifts