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what if we were snails and gay together
this is gonna be wl session 3 /j
original under the cut
posting my favourite Mumbo moment from this season since he y'know..
victims run, killers ✨ walk ✨
(song is Killers Walk by Shannon Sheridan and Alden Derck)
GUYS GUYS GUYS
Hear me out
Jimmy is the canary because he dies first each season
Lizzie died in SL, so now she carries the curse
And now Jimmy is a phoenix
AND HAS FIRE HAIR LIKE TANGO OMG RANCHERS---
Something something esmp1
biblically accurate jizzie
They were such creatures in the first ep, and then they ate dirt, awesome
I will never not love Lizzie and Joel’s dynamic in the Life Series she has tried to kill him so many times it’s not even a surprise anymore and he forgives her every single time. Joel refuses to even agree to let someone else kill Lizzie because he knows she’ll watch his video and find out and then he’ll be kicked to the couch with the dog. The biggest argument between the family was about how Joel kept giving Lizzie diamonds for no reason and Gem wanted him to stop being hopelessly in love for two seconds so he’d stop giving resources to his #1 attacker. Joel wasted half an episode because he wanted to run at Lizzie in slow motion like a rom com.
One time Lizzie THOUGHT Joel killed her in MCC and she yelled at him through the wall that she wanted a divorce. Joel realized he had multiple men obsessed with him on Hermitcraft so he built a statue dedicated to his beautiful fish goddess wife. They were a part of a roleplay server where their characters didn’t know each other and immediately had a wedding so their characters would be canonically married as well. Lizzie made the wedding an entire arc of the musical.
No one is doing it like them and they shouldn’t even try