I was just petting my cat and she dug her claws into my knee (she is currently sitting on my lap whilst I read homoerotic fanfiction) and I tried to move her paws and said "Spike, I'm not going to hurt you" then the bitch just side-eyed me like she didn't believe me... she has sat on my lap every fucking time I sit down and I only give her a few pets now and then. She also dug her claws into my arm when I was petting her and when I tried to remove my arm she dug her claws in deeper, when I put my arm back she kicked it... WHAT DOES SHE WANT!?!? Then I flipped her off and she rubbed her face against my mibble finger... she is on crack lol