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Who Doesn't Want A Buff Samus? - Blog Posts

7 years ago

Headcanon that Samus Aran is NOT this skimpy, thin woman in a bodysuit.

Samus throws around giant creatures at least two times her size with ONE HAND like it’s NOTHING. She can jump continuously for like three miles both vertically and horizontally without any breaks, AND while being in an ab crunch position the entire time.

My point: Samus Aran is a fucking badass female protagonist so stop sexualizing her/conveying her as weak/submissive when she literally has an arm as a weapon of mass destruction. She’s gotta be super buff and has an 8 pack probably.


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