ok in greek class i had to write a letter (with a weirdly specific prompt of "your friend failed a test and their depressed. they wont answer their phone. make them happy.")
so i wrote:
"Θα πάω στο σπίτι σου και δεν μπορείς να με σταματήσεις. ... Αν η πόρτα σου είναι κλειστή, θα την κλέψω."
"I will go to your house and you can't stop me. ... if your door is closed* i will steal it."
*i meant to say locked, but that's κλειδωμένη, not κλειστή. oops.
honestly i was just really mad that i was the only person in my class who's forced to do this kinda work every day while everyone else gets fill-in-the-blanks, so i decided to just take the piss at it.
the second letter i had to write in class had a prompt of "your came home from vacation and your door was open. write a letter to the police station about what was stolen."
when i saw "stolen", i immediately knew what I had to do.
and so, i wrote that my door was stolen.
why am i writing this