While I fully accepted that people I work with are a little bit insane I still get caught off guard
My coworker: Did you know that the reason we don’t do human taxidermy is because you can see the stitches? Because normally the fur would hide them but since we don’t have it you would just see every single cut?
Me: uh…. I’m pretty sure there are different reasons for not doing human taxidermy. Like uhhh… you know ethics?
My coworker: yea, sure. Whatever.