" we're going to be taking a lie detector test today. you will be hooked up to the machine, and we will ask you a series of questions - whether you tell the truth or lie is up to you, but the test will be able to snitch out any lies."
" Seem simple enough."
" to start, what is your first name and what city are we in ? "
"Harold. Or Harry. And we are in the amazing New York City."
" thank you. how are you feeling today ? "
"Just peachy. Had my morning beagle and coffee. I'm content."
" understandable. how about an easier one - what's your favourite colour ? "
"It's been blue forever. But like a darker blue. I don't know the name, but let's just say dark blue."
" and your favourite film genre ? "
Harry lets out an airy chuckle. "Most people would say Superhero movies, with my track record but I want to make the record straight I do enjoy a good horror thriller."
" let's see - what is one thing you wouldn't be found without ? "
"It is too "basic"- is that the term?" Harry laughs trying to understand these new terms being tossed around. "My phone. I'm always on it. Text, random Google searches during the day."
" keeping it light, what's your drink of choice ? "
"Whiskey on the rocks." "That's a lie." "Okay, okay. You got me. I'm kinda of a fruity drink kind of guy. Long Island Ice Tea is up there.
" which of the following have you attended, and would you attend ? "
bold what's been attended, italicize what would attend / attend again.
the ballet. the met gala. the horse track. the race track. a yacht party. the opera. the orchestra. a broadway show. a shakespeare production. a concert. a comedian. an ( american ) football game. a soccer / football game. a documentary film. a film premiere. a polo game. art museum. wine tastings. nyc sightseeing tour. celebrity sightseeing tours. haunted tours. charity galas. fashion shows. fashion week. disneyworld / disneyland. a basketball game. a hockey game. a baseball game. a boxing match. a cricket match. the golf course. the olympics.
" oooh, we're jumping into something a bit heavier now. what is the one thing you want to achieve in life ? "
"Not to keep in the footsteps of dear old Dad, but maybe finally get that Oscar. Not necessarily in the acting career but one of my films I produce getting some attention. Outside of my name."
" who knows what the fates have in store. how do you feel about reputation.com ? it's all anyone seems to be talking about lately."
"I've heard of it. It's a website. I've seen dozen of these in the past couple of years now. My name is always circulating in these outlets. Ever since I've shown my face to the public. I do have to admit this one knows where to get their information."
" everyone is entitled to their own opinion, i guess. what's the weirdest / craziest headline you've read about yourself there ? "
"Oh, man. A recent one I saw that actually made me laugh, that I had signed on to this trip to space that other celebrities were going. As much as I wish that was true, I didn't make the cut. - I know!" Harry reacted to the gasps behind the cameras. "I'd kill to go to space."
" what's something you are currently working on ? "
"A few projects here and there. Mostly producing. So sorry to disappoint any fans of mine that want another Superman movie any time soon."
" i'll look forward to it. one last official question - and it's an easier one. cats or dogs ? "
"Thanks. They are some projects that are close to my heart. Oh dogs 100%. I have a Collie, Quinn." Harry was quick to pull out his phone with his free hand. "This is the little guy."
" personally, i'm a dog fan anyday. anything else you'd like to add ? "
"That this was fun. Only got one beep out of it. Gotta say that's a win."
" well, thank you so much for joining us today - can't wait to have you back with us soon."