Walmart Cap - Blog Posts
I just want u to know that I’m not sorry
Helmut Zemo; “the smart one in the group”
Bucky, begging Sam to let him kill Dollar Store Cap after he did something sleazy again: PLEASE SAM
Sam: We can’t just- how would we even-
Zemo: You could just... shoot him in the legs. His shield is the size of a dinner plate and he’s an idiot.
Sam and Bucky: 👀
I juts... ca’t agree more. I’m always searching for the good thing in every person and/or situation that i’ll find, but to be honest... I hate John Walker. with all my heart and soul. Oh God, i almost hate him so much that i do for the russos. And i tought that’s not even possible for me, but.... Aghr!!! Tha’s not even direspect for Captain America (Steve Rogers), it's spitting on his legacy!
plus some wise words I once heard from one co-nerd (i don’t remeber name, I’m so sorry): You’re not real MARVELfan unless u hate MARVEL.
Reasons Why The New Cap Sucks
1. “Ever jump on a grenade?” “Yeah, I actually have a special helmet for that!” Steve used his body. Steve expected to sacrifice his life when he jumped on that bomb, even when he was tiny and sick. Walker has high tech shit and a press crew following him around. It’s not remotely the same thing.
2. He’s the perfect American man. He’s hot, strong, perfectly athletic, blonde, and presumably straight. Steve Rogers was not like that when he was chosen to be Captain America. He wasn’t wildly attractive, he wasn’t already a war vet, he wasn’t even healthy for gods sakes. He was good, is what he was. That’s what makes Captain America, nothing else.
3. “I never new Steve Rogers, but he’s like a brother to me.” Bullshit. Bull. Shit. You didn’t know him. You never met that man once, he didn’t even know your name. Steve chose Sam as Cap, not you! You have no right to go on national television and proclaim that to the world.
4. He called Bucky an asset, just like Hydra did. Need I say more?
5. He canceled Bucky’s regular therapy because he needed his strength in battle. Steve Rogers never would have done that. He would have valued Bucky’s mental health over everything, he proved that when he showed Bucky Wakanda and help him regain his memories.
6. Sam and Bucky don’t like him. I trust their judgement.
7. His friend gave himself a superhero name. My dude. No.
There are many other reasons, these are just the ones I could come up with in a short amount of time. All in all, we despise John Walker wholly and completely.