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☆ Part 1 ☆ Part 2
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There is a group chat for all the highered Slingers. And no, it is in no way professional.
Everyone has stupid Users and the chat name changes at least five times a day on average.
There is a group chat for the regular day to day workers, but it's far more casual and general updates.
Twist is an annoying little shit.
^Constant bragging about being 'Blakk's apprentice'
C.C. loves to rub it in Twist's face Blakk picked him for the mission in 'Lightwell'
Everyone dogs on Saturday for falling for Eli's bluff in 'Mission Improbable'
Saturday retaliates by hypnotizing them for a while until Blakk tells him to stop.
Everyone loves Maurice
I don't care Maurice is the best and everyone(Blakk included) would kill for the man
Maurice is the only one able to even be able to talk some level of sense into Blakk
It is no secret that our of everyone in Blakk Industries, Blakk trusts Maurice the most, seeing as how Blakk is actually nice to him(though its probably because they have known each other for years)
Locke and Lode are actually smarter than people give them credit for, they just just bicker so much that they tend to forget what's going on around them.
Blakk, is a feminist, interpret that as you will
When Sedo approached Blakk to work for him, he promised that once he became King of Molemound Blakk could do whatever he wanted.
Twist sometimes has, regrets, about working for Blakk but then remembers how he used to live
^he sometimes has dream about what life would have been like if he hadn't double crossed the Shane Gang
There had been, hundreds of jokes in regards to El Diablos Nacho and his name
none are said in ear shot because no one wants to die :)
Quintin drank way to much coffee and had so little sleep while developing the Titan Tanks
Blakk Industries is surprisingly inclusive for a company run by an eco terrorist
Billy and the rest of the Hooligang are annoying little shits, but in the endearing way
Billy and Twist hate each other
NO ONE TRUSTED THE DARK BANE NOT EVEN BLAKK HIMSELF
A lot of the staff are huge SlugBall fans
So when Primo Presto started on the pay roll they were psyched because they could get SlugBall tickets for an even cheepier price
^Blakk Industries sells tickets for various events at a reduced price to its employees to help with moral (for the record, this is a legit thing companies can do, my mom's company dose it)
say what you will, the cafeteria serves good food
Not everyone working there agrees with the Ghouling but some people just really need the money
Since Eli Shane happened, there have been prank calls coming in
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"Blakk Industries, Bringing you Tomorrow's Yesterday Today, My name is Steve, how can I help you?"
"So you sell Ligma?"
"... Ligma? whats Ligma I-"
"LIGMA BALLS" [hangs up]
"... what the fu-"
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"Blakk Industries, Bringing you Tomorrow's Yesterday Today, My name is Camron, how can I help you?"
[Caller starts trauma dumping]
"... uh... this is a corporate manufacturing company-"
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"Blakk Industries, Bringing you Tomorrow's Yesterday Today, My name is Aaron, how can I help you?"
[Caller proceeds to spend four and a half hours on the phone, making a custom order for like 1000+ gold Mecha]
"Alright sir, is that everything?"
"yup"
"perfect! be for I submit your request, as per Blakk Industries policy-"
"wait- Blakk Industries? I thought I was talking to someone form the Beast Forge! agh! never mind-"[hangs up]
"... SO I DID ALL THAT FOR NOTHING!?!? @#%$!"
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No one is paid enough to deal with it lmao
They host parties ranging form birthday parties for employees to grand gala's
^Clearly inspired by the Blakk Gala community event
There was a debate on weather or not to fish Blite out of the Cavern of Time
It was ultimately a no
Darius (the guy posing as the head of the Beast Forge that one ep) knows nothing about Mecha Beast's
Blakk attempted to bribe Judge Logan once before Blakk Industries really took off, Blakk ended up working hard labour for six months until Maurice came to get him
Twist is actually friends with an Arachnoid, don't ask how, it just happened.
Viggo Dare did try to get his 'gang' back from Blakk once.
Viggo Dare was never seen leaving Blakk's office.