Quinlan: I’VE FOUND HER! *Force pushes Obi-Wan’s bedroom door open*
Obi-Wan: *jumps out of bed, lightsaber in hand, recognizes Quinlan* Yes, Quinlan, please barge into my quarters. I wasn’t sleeping.
Quinlan: THIS ISN’T ABOUT YOU OBI! I AM HAVING A CRISIS.
Obi-Wan: *falls back on bed* What crisis?
Quinlan: *collapses beside him* MY NEMESIS, MY TRUEST ENEMY!
Obi-Wan: …Madame Nu?
Quinlan: What, no. Jocasta has been regulated to third under MY RIVAL and your skeevy grandmaster.
Quinlan: I’ve found THE COMPETITOR FOR THE FAIR FOX’S HEART. The one who kept slipping in with those cookies and scented thank you notes and who bribed the Guardlings.
Obi-Wan: I know I am going to regret this. But who?
Quinlan: Riyo Chuchi.
Obi-Wan: The senator from Pantora?
Quinlan: Obviously. A truly manipulative schemer. Despicable. Clever. Ruthless.
Obi-Wan: Are you sure it’s the same person? Riyo Chuchi is basically a sentient gummybear.
Quinlan: A gummybear soaked in 100% Pantoran vodka maybe. I thought I was unlucky Obi-Wan. She’s been sabotaging me for weeks and I didn’t even realize it was intentional. I almost respect it.
Obi-Wan: ….and what does that have to do with me?
Quinlan: As the biggest slut I know-
Obi-Wan: Retired.
Quinlan: As the biggest retired slut I know, I need your help seducing a man before that alcoholic gummybear wins.
Obi-Wan: If I help you will not break into my apartment for three months.
Quinlan: One.
Obi-Wan: Two.
Quinlan: One and a half.
Obi-Wan: Deal.
Quinlan: Operation Bag A Fox is a go.