panda: Sorry I was late I was doing... stuff...
vanoss: [bursts in]
vanoss: I’m “stuff.”
vanoss: cowboys are witches and horses are their familiars
panda: guns are their wands and they only know one spell bullet
[tyler and scotty outside]
tyler: rootin; tootin; toil n’ shootin’
scotty: fire burn and cowboy bootin’
tyler: eye of newt and spicy beans,
scotty: toe of frog and denim jeans,
tyler: whiskey, grits, n’ demon spittle
scotty: tossed into my iron griddle
tyler: with the tannin’ of our hides,
tyler and scotty: somethin’ wicked this way rides
vanoss: it’s really muggy out today.
panda:if i go outside and all our mugs are on the front lawn, i’m going to kill you.
vanoss: *sips coffee from a bowl*
panda: if i was a gardener i’d put our tulips together
vanoss, tearing up: i love you
2p! panda, looks at 2p! vanoss : well?
2p! vanoss: if i was a gardener you’d be my hoe
vanoss:
panda:
2p! panda, tearing up: i love you too hoe
moo: evan, why are you naked?
evan: i...uhh... don’t have any clothes
moo: *opens closet* sure you do, you have shirts, pants, oh hi panda, that new hat i bought you, jackets
panda: Please don’t…
Vanoss:
panda: Please don’t…
Vanoss: [draws Homer]
panda: [sigh]
Moo: are you a little spoon or a big spoon?
tyler: I’m a knife
evan, from the other room: he’s a little spoon
evan's Dad: So tyler, what are your interests?
tyler: Your son in my room
evan's Dad: What?
tyler: The sun and the moon
evan: i need advice
brock, eating raw cookie dough from the bowl: you’ve come to the right person
Brian: You know, I kinda regret buying you that blender
evan, drinking toast: Why would you say that?
terroriser: babe! babe! do the thing!
vanoss: [genuinely smiles]
terroriser, breathlessly: oh my god...
terroriser: so how do i tell the guy i like, i love him.
vanoss: just suck it up and do it!
terroriser: okay, i love you.
vanoss: aww, i love you too, now go tell him!
terroriser: i just did;)
vanoss: how did it go??! did he say it back?!?
terroriser: dude.
terroriser: He protec
terroriser: He attac
terroriser: ...but most importantly...
terroriser: [pulls up a picture of vanoss] HE SUC AT MINECRAF.
vanoss: THE FUCK DID I EVER DO TO YOU!?!
tyler: are you in love with evan?
brian: *sweats*... no.
tyler: then why do you draw ‘b+e’ in hearts everywhere you go?
brian: it stands for bitterness and emptiness
terroriser: Not to brag, but I think me and vanoss are pretty cute together
smitty: Oh yeah? kryoz and I just baked cookies and it was so god damn cute I almost cried, try to top that robo boy
terroriser: Okay, pretty cute, but after we spent the day doing stuff together vanoss put on my hoodie and we fell asleep on the couch while watching a movie
smitty: Oh baby I can be here all night
terroriser: Bring it on then, milk bag
*In a haunted house*
moo: This place is giving me the creeps. Look, I have goosebumps. Oh no. Oh no I don’t like this. Evan, I don’t like this
Vanoss, looking into the camera: Brock has goosebumps because it’s 39 degrees outside, the windows are broken, and he has no jacket. those are goosebumps of terrible planning. Wow. They sure are spooky.
vanoss: moo, I just wanted to let you know that you are the best person I have ever met. I would do anything for you if you asked it. I would jump over the moon for you, would you go out with me?
moo: vanoss where are your pants
*At a convention*
vanoss: These games are the oldest things at this convention.
vanoss, bumps into panda:
vanoss: I was wrong.
vanoss: How many people do you have to kill for it to be illegal?
Moo: One. One person
vanoss: Are you sure?
wildcat: Why are YOU here?
vanoss: Oh, you know, just tagging along. Don't worry, I won't cause ANY trouble
mini: So why do you have a shotgun?
moo: What we need is a diversion. I say Mini gets naked.
jiggly: No.
Nogla: I could get naked.
Vanoss, Lui, and Basically: No!
moo: I don't have anger issues. Do you guys think I have anger issues?
vanoss: Well, I wouldn't really call it an issue. An issue is something you can fix.
Moo: vanoss, I don’t think you need any more coffee
vanoss: Coffee cures depression
Moo: It doesn’t work that way
vanoss: More espresso, less depresso
moo: I didn't catch your name
vanoss: I didn't throw it
moo: I have made the decision to trust you.
vanoss: A horrible decision, really.
panda: Let me see what you have
vanoss: A knife!!
panda: No!!!
tyler: Oh my god, why does he have a knife?
moo: Aren't you forgetting something?
vanoss: ...
vanoss: haPPY BIRTHDAY!!
moo: ...
moo: It's Valentine's Day.
vanoss: So you remember the plan if I ever get shot right
moo: Of course
vanoss: Tell me
moo: In the case of you ever being shot, as you fall to the ground, I am to sing MMMMM WHATCHA SAY no matter the circumstances
vanoss: Good
vanoss, after getting shot: Hit or miss… I guess they never miss; huh
moo: I think you're starting to rub off on nogla a little bit
vanoss: What makes you say that?
nogla: *is running around stabbing people with a knife and laughing insanely*
nogla: *Looks over at vanoss and waves* Hi baby!!
vanoss: Hey babe! He's so cute, with his bloody knife and evil laughter