panda: Where are you going?
vanoss: To get us ice cream or commit a felony, I'll decide in the car.
panda: here’s your coffee vanoss: thanks, could i have a little spoon please? panda: certainly *delicately embraces him from behind* vanoss: lovely
vanoss: Oh dear.
panda: What? What is it?
vanoss: I... may have lost the bomb.
panda, trying to flirt: i really like your name vanoss: thanks i got it for my birthday tyler, whispering into pandas ear: you sure you want that one?
panda: I am decayed. My lungs are full of thorns and mildew. My bones are held together by vines. I am fragile. Please be gentle with my corpse.
vanoss: Get out of bed. You're going on this adventure whether you like it or not.
panda: I refuse.
vanoss: Let's get this bread! panda: Of course! What type would you like? I have several stacks if you need any food! vanoss: vanoss: that's not what I meant-
Vanoss: I’m trying to test out a new signature. can someone tell me if it’s good?
toonz: *sliding a paper to Vanoss* sure, here. Practice on this.
Vanoss: oh, thank yo-
Vanoss: *looking at the paper then to toonz* ....this is a marriage certificate
toonz: yeah. what about it?
moo: Which movie are you and luke going to see tonight?
vanoss: Oh, I always go to whichever movie luke wants.
moo: Which one does he want to see?
vanoss: I haven't decided yet.
evan: Guys, I think we should split up. We’ll cover more ground that way.
grizzy: Good idea.
evan: [leaves]
grizzy, to the rest of the bbs: evan is full of terrible ideas. Let’s not split up
after a mission gone wrong and vanoss has a bleeding arm
panda: Quick, what's your type??
vanoss: brown haired boys with a sunshine smile that can also take out a man if he wanted to—
panda: YOUR BLOOD TYPE IDIOT
vanoss: * looks at his hands * Red?
panda: I ate six sandwiches in like four minutes and now I cant move.
vanoss: I can offer mouth to mouth.
panda: Don’t you dare extract any of my sandwiches.
[panda and Vanoss sitting in jail together over some dumb shit]
Vanoss: So, who should we call?
panda: Is say call Moo, but I feel safer in jail.
brock: evan, can I speak to you for a minute? In private.
evan: Ooh, someone's in trouble. It's me. I don't know why I did that.
tyler: I find it very unseemly of evan to start dating again. Isn't the customary period of mourning 10 years?
anthony: Die. Let's find out.
vanoss: We're going to need a plan.
panda: I have an idea.
vanoss: We can't kill wildcat!
panda: Okay, I have no ideas.
vanoss: So uh, how did this happen?
panda, stuck in a trash can: How does anything happen? Move past it.
panda: I’m not drunk!
vanoss: Okay, tell the time then.
panda, looking up at the clock: I’m not drunk!
anthony: What's for dinner?
evan: Tonight, I'm serving...looks!
brian, slamming his fists on the table: We haven't eaten in THREE DAYS!
brian: Are we going to do plan B?
vanoss: Technically, that would be plan G.
panda: How many plans do you guys have, is there like, a plan M?
vanoss: Yeah, but brian dies in plan M.
moo: I like plan M.
vanoss I turned out perfectly fine!
panda: This morning, you thought a ghost made your toast.
vanoss: I DIDN'T PUT THE BREAD IN AND YOU DIDN'T PUT THE BREAD IN!!
panda: How drunk was I last night?
vanoss: You forgot what milk was and called it cereal water.
panda: So, what exactly is the plan?
vanoss: I told you. Save everyone and get home safely.
panda: That’s not a plan. That’s a wish list.
delirious: VANOSS SUCKS. HE'S MEAN TO ME AND I'M BETTER
panda: VANOSS IS VERY IMPORTANT, AND BEAUTIFUL, AND- AND HANDSOME-
vanoss at that very moment: committing manslaughter
vanoss: I will put my A down to make "A"
moo: I will add onto your "A" to make "AT"
panda: I will add onto your "AT" to make "RAT"
terroriser: [Puts a dozen letters down] I will add onto your "RAT" to make "BIOSTRATIGRAPHIC"
moo: [Knocks the board onto the floor] Oh no! Tidal wave!
panda: vanoss, we tried things your way.
vanoss: No, we didn't.
panda: I did it in my head and it didn't work.
Evan: i have good news and bad news. which one do you want to hear first?
anthony: the good news?
Evan: it is very unlikely that i will ever do it again
vanoss: Brock, how do i get revenge on those who have forsaken me?
Brock: the best revenge is letting go and living well
vanoss: ugh
vanoss: anthony, how do i get—
panda: i’m already packed, let’s go
-Later-
Brock: ...how did it go?
vanoss: anthony tricked me into letting go and living well
panda: gets ‘em every time
panda: ...
vanoss: ...
panda: For the last time, we are NOT going to challenge people to duel at our wedding just because we proposed to each other with swords.
vanoss: Then what’s the point???
panda: brian is being ...
vanoss: brian?
panda: A total ass, yeah.
panda: [calls vanoss] Hey! I just bought some eggs and milk from the store
vanoss: Did you forget anything, like maybe milk...?
panda: [confused] Um... No. I got it all here, why?
vanoss: WELL YOU FORGOT ME!!! WHO FORGETS THEIR BOYFRIEND AT WALMART?!?