On the ninth day of Christmas my true love sent to me Nine ladies dancing, Eight maids a-milking, Seven swans a-swimming, Six geese a-laying, ♪ Five golden rings ♪, Four calling birds, Three French hens, Two turtle doves, And a partridge in a pear tree.
Look at this gender euphoria (Pepe as the “9 ladies dancing” in the Muppets’ performance of “The Twelve Days of Christmas,” Late Night with Jimmy Fallon, 2009)