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2 months ago

Jinx stares out the window, paranoid, holding her minigun, muttering "where are ya, you little Collingwood ass motherfucker..." Ekko sits on the couch drawing, and asks, "love, I thought you were going to the shops? Why do you need the minigun?"

the perspective shifts to outside looking down at the window, revealing there's an angry magpie in the tree outside. Jinx spots him and replies to ekko, "because HE'S there again."

Jinx bursts out the door, firing on the swooping magpie. It becomes apparent that the minigun uses nerf bullets.

Jinx stalks angrily back inside, covered in scratches and leaves, but holding a paper shopping bag. Ekko asks 'how'd you go?' Jinx snaps 'i got the Tim tams didn't I?' And mutters "next time im taking a bomb..."

later, ekko is outside with the magpie (who loves him) on his hand, reassuring it, "don't worry mate, I won't let her REALLY hurt you." Jinx appears in the doorway irate and holding a chomper, yelling "EKKO STOP FRATERNISING WITH THE FUCKING ENEMY!" Ekko retorts, "bit rich coming from you, babe."

Australians all let us rejoice, for we have more TimeBomb AU AU. They live in Melbourne too (don't hate me Sydneysiders but there's no way Ekko would live in a city with shit coffee 😋 and it just works, Silco would absolutely be connected to the Carlton mafia, Ekko's the Melbourne Uni Student Union President, Jinx is the menace of the Engineering department, it works.)

For the non-Aussies (seeing I confused the shit out of you with the Bunnings thing), magpies are highly territorial and swoop in spring. Tim Tams are a delicious chocolate biscuit, and Collingwood is an inner Melbourne suburb whose football team has the magpie as a mascot.