Transformers Bayverse - Blog Posts
I'm gonna be honest rn. Bay optimus looks like he enjoys anal
I would like to disagree but I can't because the first image actually does make him look like he would turn into a vehicle. But the second image doesn't give us any details on what he would look like.
Besides, the second one doesn't have certain details or I just can't see it. But, where are the tires? Where are the windows of the truck? Where are the subtle and not-so-subtle things that make him actually look like a truck????
Enough time has passed where I can confidently say this
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I choke on my water 🥲
(extremely rare post not about bumblebee or prowlbee) // crosshairs would do this to babies and laugh afterwards
Guys I’m updating this right now. Stay tuned for a part two with updated rankings and new shockwaves!
Rating Shockwaves based on how much I’d like them to take me on a date.
For experiment purposes of course-
Number 9.
Shockblast: Transformers Energon
Rating: 1/10
Reasoning: He is very… destructive. He has a bad attitude and sounds like he just had 23 pounds of black tar heroin. I wouldn’t mind sitting down and getting to know him but, I don’t think I’d last 12 seconds around this emotional wreck of a mech.
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Number 8:
Shockwave: BayVerse: Dark of the Moon
Rating: 3/10
Reasoning: I wouldn’t mind going out to dinner with him but if he brings his pet, I’m out of there. If he could speak more English instead of mumbling Cybertronian, we might get somewhere. He doesn’t look very cuddly so, I can’t see us vibing on the couch anytime soon.
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Number 7.
Shockwave; IDW Comics
Rating: 3.5/10
Reasoning: Scary. I like bots like that but this is… scary on another level. In my opinion, he was one of the most fearful Shockwaves that I’ve seen. I’m sure he is a nice person deep down, but for now, I’ll just get a coffee with him.
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Number 6.
Shockwave; KnightVerse
Rating: 4/10
Reasoning: We don’t know much about him, having only heard him speak once or maybe twice but, I will go on a date with him. Can I sit in his lap? Yes? Awesome. I think we would have an ok time, though it would be awkward. If it goes well, I’d go on a few more with him, and he does look better than BayVerse shockwave so, maybe we can cuddle?
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Number 5.
Shockwave; WFC
Rating: 5.5/10
Reasoning: Hear me out. He seems like a cool guy. In the Show, you can see him flinching from Megatron quite a lot, making me thing he isn’t as ‘emotionless’ as he says in the show. I’d love to go out with him, and I think we would both have a great time.
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Number 4.
Shockwave; G1
Rating: 7/10
Reasoning: Cuddle bug. He is such a dork and a dumbass, I love him so much. We would have a great time just going out and getting coffee or maybe going to the library. G1, if you see this, call me🥺.
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Number 3.
Shockwave; CyberVerse
Rating: 8/10
Reasoning: Very angry man. I’d want to take him out to just let him get rid of some of that stress, like seriously. Poor fucking dude. I feel like he would have a lot of emotional issues so we would stay up late and watch the stars, venting to each other. He would love cuddles, but not around other people.
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Number 2.
Shockwave; Animated
Rating: 10/10
Reasoning: HUMP ME, FUCK ME, DADDY BETTER MAKE ME CHOKE. I love him so much honestly. His little deer antlers 🥺🥺. Please take me on a date, or 2, or 40, or just marry me please? I love how he openly laughs in the show and how stupid he is. In a cute way of course.
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Number 1:
Shockwave; TFP
Rating: 10/10
Reasoning: Do I really need to explain myself? Animated has the most emotional Shockwave but Prime has the most expressive one. I’d love to sit down with him somewhere and play with his little ear fins. I’d love to stay up late by his side and watch him work for hours on end.
IronBronk (Ironhide X Bronk Stone)
I honestly Felt after Bronk Lost to Marin, He Probably Felt he Didn't deserve her, not to mention she's probably Dating Dumon, so I Wondered if Ironhide somehow met Bronk, i bet they make a great couple
girl's night 💅🎀
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