Top Gear - Blog Posts
I'm in a weird in-between faze where I haven't really picked a fandom to hyperfixate on for the next few months, so I'm sort of just smashing them all together and hoping something works.
I have this huge AU that will probably never be written, and it's also my brain being wack.
Me explaining a very intricate fact about a show to someone like I don't have an insane level obsession with it.
My obsession with top gear is still going strong and I'm like...
What if Jeremy Clarkson took one look at the height differences between him and Richard Hammond and was like this is comedy gold and hired him on the spot. Yes, he took into consideration everything else, but he couldn't stop thinking about the height difference between them and all the short jokes he was going to make.
ways i've seen the top gear boys described
old married couple and their dog
divorced couple and their tired kid
two older brothers who always call shotgun and the younger brother who's always stuck in the back
normal guy with weird hair and two weird guys with normal hair
hamster, cocker spaniel, and a particularly large devon rex
the cousins you meet at the family barbeque and then never see them again
This is something I wrote for the three Top Gear presenters: https://www.wattpad.com/story/368928450?utm_source=android&utm_medium=com.tumblr&utm_content=story_info&wp_page=story_details_button&wp_uname=FangirlLOUISA
This is from an idea I've had in the past days: I have been obsessed with Old UK Top Gear lately and I thought of a little AU where Jeremy, James and Richard are Jäger pilots (Pacific Rim).
Their giant 🪨 bot is of course called Geoff and I've a bed a little design to it. Also there is this thought in my mind where Richard in particular finds a juvenile and rather peaceful Kaiju left in the human world to stay alive on it's own. Hammond sneaks it into his room at base and calls it Oliver. He does try training the beast and they build an inseparable bond.
Jeremy and James are the two main pilots of Geoff, whereas Richard has an extra spot to operate the huuuge canon. The two older pilots, due to sharing some memories while bridging, find out about the creature Hammond is hiding. They don't tell their Admiral, Andy Will man, but are quite mad.
Top Gear presenters speak to press at National TV Awards 2011
...the way James glances at Jeremy after every assertion he makes...
Also, the knowing glances at 2:17, paired with Richard's uh-oh face
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Today on TopGear!
I go for broke with a Royal Flush
James May eats a banana
And Richard Hammond destroys legendary jokers, to feed his ceremonial dagger
Too Gear x Balatro
Startup and Guidelines
Startup:
Here’s a list of the type of content that I’m allowing to be requested for time being (until my no thoughts head empty lookin brain gets its crap together lmao). I’ve listed a few fandoms and the characters in them that I’ll be willing to write for at the moment. I’ll be adding more soon, so keep an eye out for when I do! Even request a few and I’ll say if I can do them or not! (It’ll be based on if I’ve seen or read any of the media suggested, but if i haven’t seen or read it yet I’ll add it to the list!)
Types of Content:
Full fics
Playlists Maybe?
Headcannons
Drabbles (If I can handle writing so little)
Imagines
Etc.
Fandoms: (bolded means I write best for those***)
(Will do almost any character and any type of reader! Just give me ideas and a detailed description of what you’d like and I’ll try to get to it :) I may have to do research if I don’t understand a topic, but I’ll try to do my best!)
Buzfeed Unsolved: Shane Madej and Ryan Bergara
Conan O’Brien [cause honestly, why not?]
Ghost [the band]: Cardinal Copia, Papa Nihil, Papa Emeritus II, and Tobias Forge
Good Omens [book and movie]: Crowley, Aziraphale, Gabriel, Anathema Device, Newton Pulsifer, Hastur, War, Death, Famine, Pollution, and Beelzebub
Harry Potter [books and movie]: Severus Snape, Cho Chang, Barty Crouch Sr. and Jr., Cedric Diggory, Amos Diggory, Albus Dumbledore, Argus Filch, Hermione Granger, Rubeus Hagrid, Viktor Krum, Tom Riddle, Silvanus Kettleburn, Neville Longbottom, Golderoy Lockhart, Luna Lovegood, Xenophilius Lovegood, Remus Lupin, Draco Malfoy, Lucius Malfoy, Narcissa Malfoy, Minerva McGonagall, Alastor Moody, Garrick Ollivander, Poppy Pomfrey, Harry Potter, Quirinus Quirrell, Newt Scamander, Kingsley Shacklebolt, Aurora Sinistra, Sybil Trelawney, Blaise Zabini, Fred Weasley, George Weasley, Molly Weasley, Arthur Weasley, Bill Weasley, Percy Weasley, and Ginny Weasley
Joker: Arthur Fleck and Sophie Dumond
Law and Order SVU: John Much, Olivia Benson, George Huang, Odafin Tutuola, Melinda Warner, Sonny Carisi, Rafael Barba, Ed Tucker, William Dodds, Mike Dodds, Carl Rudnick, and Greg Yates.
Network: Max Schumacher, Howard Beale, Diana Christensen, and anyone else you want
Sherlock Holmes [books, movie, or tv show versions! I love them all!]: Sherlock Holmes, Moriarty, Mycroft Holmes, Greg Lestrade, Philip Anderson, Molly Hooper, Irene Adler, and Charles Magnussen
Sofia the First [kinda cringe, but let ya boi live man]: Cedric, Greylock, Baileywick, and maybe Roland
Stephen Colbert [Because, again, why not?]
Supernatural [sort of? I haven’t seen it fully yet, but I got a feel for the characters!]: will list later (way too many characters; gotta love them tho)
The Lord of the Rings/ The Hobbit [book or movies. I write pretty decently for all of these and maybe a few more]: Boromir, Pippin, Gil-Galad, Bilbo, Gandalf, Aragorn, Arwen, Elrond, Lindir, Galadriel, Eowyn, Faramir, Grima Wormtongue, Haldir, Saruman, Denethor, Thranduil, Radagast, Ori, Bofur, Thorin, Nori, Tauriel, Beorn, etc.
The Matrix [currently watching, so hopefully I’ll get a good grasp of the characters: Agent Smith, Morpheus, Neo, and anyone else I suppose
The Office [U.S. version, although I may do the U.K. one if I watch enough of it]: Toby Flenderson, Dwight Schrute, Andy Bernard, Darryl Philbin, Gabe Lewis, and Michael Scott
The Thick of It: Glenn Cullen, Hugh Abbot, Malcolm Tucker, Peter Mannion, Phil Smith, Emma Messinger, Jamie, Cliff Lawton, and anyone else I suppose
Top Gear [UK]: James May, Jeremy Clarkson, and Richard Hammond
Twin Peaks: Dale Cooper, Audrey Horne, Jocelyn Packard, Andy Brennan, Lucy Moran, Laura Palmer, Leland Palmer, Tommy “Hawk” Hill, Lawrence Jacoby, Albert Rosenfield, and Gordon Cole
Watchmen [movie and comic for now until I finish the new series!: Walter Kovacs, Jonathan Osterman, Daniel Dreiberg, Nelson Gardner, Byron Lewis, Hollis Mason, Ursula Zandt, Adrian Veidt, and Moloch
To Be Continued....
Will do:
The best that I can with what is asked! I’ll even write for super old or niche media as well if I know it; asking would probably be the best option though :)
Will not do:
To sum up: anything offensive or that is morally wrong. If you aren’t sure about something, just ask! I’m down to answer questions! :)
"Hello dear viewers. Today, I will be seeing what's it like to drive like Richard Hammond."
James in a sleeping bag… and driving
Happy 65'th b-day Clarkson!
SPEED AND POWERRRRRRR!
Happy 65th birthday to this silly billy
James May the second he sees a brown Lancia:
He is evolving
Dear god, he's used an abbreviation. Who taught him what "tbh" means.
Hammond whenever Alfa Romeo releases a new car (Jeremy Clarkson has awoken):
Here, have some shitty Top Gear memes that I made xx
