Tezcatlipoca: Hey Tlaloc, Xochiquetzal is my comfort character so I need you to divorce her so I can marry her.
Tlaloc: What, no.
Xochiquetzal: I'm his comfort character, you have to. Also we're unleashing a social media mob on you.
*Tlaloc wakes up in a cold sweat in Tlalocan*
Tlaloc: Right, it was just a dream. I'm going to go cause a drought to cope.