Athena: I once told him that in his loyalty, he would doom himself and the world, but he managed to find a way to overcome both. Why should there be any doubt as to his skills as an excellent strategist, daughter? If anything, he reminds me of Odysseus.
Annabeth: (speechless, having a minor attack, stammering to even speak) M-other... wh-what?
Poseidon: (proud as hell) Perseus is certainly better than that Ithacan bastard. Why, of course, Percy is the best strategist. After all, it was his idea to get me to join in the war against Typhon and his plan that the Demigod Army followed. Not to mention the creative ways in which my son finds a way to beat almost all his opponents.
Annabeth: (hyperventilating)......I am having a bad dream, a really bad dream, I need to wake up.
[Poseidon and Athena fighting over whether Odysseus or Percy is smarter in the background, unaware of the surroundings]
Hermes: (lowkey thinks of Percy as his best friend) I told you once, girl, you are your own worst enemy. Do not deny Percy his achievements. He has done much to get there.
Apollo: (high-key in love with Percy) I, the great Apollo, even have a haiku for each of his quests. He is also the reason I have my wonderful Oracle back. Would you like to hear them all?
[Every God in vicinity: APOLLO NO]
Annabeth: [having an epiphany and getting a massive reality check] T-this isn-isn't true. H-e, he would have, would have gotten nowhere without me. He would be dead without me.
Artemis: [rolling her eyes at Apollo's antics] Surely you mean the other way around child? Has Percy not saved you more times that can be tracked? Even my hunters admire him for the way he so respectfully teaches them some of his fighting techniques. Be glad Annabeth, Percy is a man worthy of admiration from all.
Annabeth: *almost chokes*
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Yeah, Hermes was getting personal. It's not his fault. The man's still recovering from Luke. The rest were just stating facts. Maybe Part 2 with more gods and another with Hunters? Hmm, will see no promises.
Okay it's 2025
Can we please leave the Dumb Percy Jokes back in 2024
Cause they should have never been a thing in the first place but some of y'all genuinely think he's stupid and it annoys me
I'm sick of the seaweed brain joke too, I don't find it funny at all nor do I find the dumb Percy jokes funny either
Instead let's Start the Smart Percy Jackson trend
Incorrect Quotes of just Percy being the genius he is (and even being smarter than Annabeth)
Like for example
Teacher: Okay here are your Tests Back *Hands Them Their Grades*
Annabeth: What?! How on earth did I Get a C+?! Seaweed brain why did you get? There's no way you got a better grade than me.
Percy: Um...*Shows her his paper that says A+ on it*
Annabeth: WHAT THE F-
Or how about this:
Young camper: Excuse me sir but Genuine Question who's the Best strategist here at Camp?
Annabeth: uh me Duh I'm the daughter of Athena of course I'm the best Strategist here
Chiron: it's Percy. Percy's the best Strategist here at Camp
Annabeth: wait wha-
Dionysus: I Agree with him, as much as I don't like the kid he is pretty Smart, definitely the Smartest strategiest here
Younger Camper: But I thought children of Athena were the best Strategists
Clarisse: **Who Overheard them**Kid, There's a difference between Being Book smart and being Street smart, and having a Demi-God who's fatal flaw is Hubris probably isn't the best person to lead us in battle, there's a reason Chiron and the rest of Camp put Percy in Charge instead of Annabeth, He's the best Person here for the Job.
Annabeth: Excuse me?!
Chiron: Clarisse is right Annabeth. And If I'm being honest with you, I put Percy in charge Cause I knew he was the Smartest and best person for the Job. You get blinded by your hubris and it Ends up falling apart for you, You couldn't even lead your own Quest. So why would I give you the responsibility of being the leader of Camp half blood?
Annabeth: But that's Not-
Clarisse: Face it Annabeth, Percy is Smarter than you
Annabeth: *Storming off* Ugh whatever!