There’s three hundred and sixty five days in a year,
Another year comes around just to end iiiiiiit
So for two jackasses with their internet career
They need to find some good ways to spend iiiiiiiiiiiit
Cooking with sex toys
Or DIY bungeeing
Or drawing memes from memory
Finding Youtube videos that shouldn’t exist
Or obsessing over tanks of sensory
Preserving their bodies
Drawing themselves naked
Or ranking their own greatest pain
Punching holes in walls
Drinking each others pee
All while driving Amy insane
So many things to do as your mortality looms,
And death comes to us all,