1) first go to du store.
2) buy cookies.
3) eat them and cry about how you cant make cookies and how your parents were right about you being a mistake. Then reflect on that one time you lost an argument to a little kid about bionicles. Because your a little bitch and dont deserve to live.
So i was at the store buying normal stuff like a rope and a step stool and some knives. Then this guy comes up to me and says
"Hey there baby."
I replied "um yeah no im lesbain."
And he replies "well then help me pick up chicks."
And thats how i met my bestfriend