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3 years ago
I’m Fine How Are You

I’m fine how are you


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6 years ago

How to make cookies:

1) first go to du store.

2) buy cookies.

3) eat them and cry about how you cant make cookies and how your parents were right about you being a mistake. Then reflect on that one time you lost an argument to a little kid about bionicles. Because your a little bitch and dont deserve to live.


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6 years ago

So i was at the store buying normal stuff like a rope and a step stool and some knives. Then this guy comes up to me and says

"Hey there baby."

I replied "um yeah no im lesbain."

And he replies "well then help me pick up chicks."

And thats how i met my bestfriend


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