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I love old westerns because they can be so easily perceived as homoerotic even though "they're not supposed to be."
Anyway, I got bored and made queer headcanons of main characters from the Dollars Trilogy (except AFOD because I didn't want to lol)
The Man With No Name
So damn gay; I can not see him liking women at all. I mean, the way acts with Douglas Mortimer as Manco and Tuco as Blondie??? The closet is made out of glass.
Tuco Ramirez
Queer and homophobic at the same time. It just makes sense to me. 🤷 Think about it as an "only I'M allowed to be gay" sorta thing.
Angel Eyes
Aroace but also gay yk? Just lives, does his job, looks cool as hell doing it, and doesn't gaf about romance and allat, but MAY have had some sort of history with men in some way.
Moving on to FAFDM (TMWNN is still gay dw /lh)
Douglas Mortimer
So gay bro. Wdym after you got punched by a guy, then make that same guy your partner, and drink together, and then, have only been partners with the guy for only a couple of days, and then be "so worried" about him despite him being a grown ass man who can do better than just handle himself. Plus, both of you got beat tf up together and saw each other at your highest and lowest. Zest fest.
El Indio
It just makes sense, trust.