Update: I have been freed from bob-jail!
Today will be attempt 37 of trying to get something other than a bob.
You see, I have these duel curses and there are that 1. I'm apparently not enough of baddie to be given a not-bob and 2. that I belong in bob-jail for even asking.
Last time, I fought tooth and nail (asked very politely and over-explained myself and my choices) for an undercut that no one could even see under the bob I was given.
Wish me luck.