The Muppets - Blog Posts
THE GUYS OMG
Petition to bring these guys back
this is really hard to read, but it's true. Disney has sucked the soul out of the muppets. the performers have been trying to put it back, but every time they do they are thwarted by this stupid fucking corporation. fuck you disney
this makes me want to throw up and cry and scream and punch a wall
THANK YOU I NEEDED THIS INFORMATION
did i ever tell yall about the frog x-linked recessive gene in the muppets
Muppet Sticker Designs! (if you want to buy these check out my redbubble)
I made this late one night after my roommate asked me what a muppet good omens crossover would look like. It still makes me laugh.
Muppet Showdown Quarterfinals: Part 4
I do feel bad for this match-up. I mean they're in love. A true power couple. BUT YOU GOTTA VOTE!
My wife has been showing me the older Muppet movies on Disney+ because I had never seen them before, aside from Christmas Carol and Treasure Island. Definitely seen those. Now, after having seen both The Muppet Movie (1979) and The Great Muppet Caper, I am convinced the main reason these were made was so Jim Henson could flex his practical effect skills. Like, in both movies, there are scenes with Muppets riding bicycles. Like, HOW?! In the first movie it’s just Kermit riding a bike, but in The Great Muppet Caper they have the whole cast riding bikes! How are they doing this?!? I assume with strings or something but it looks so seemless!! These movies were made in the late ‘70s/early ‘80s! IS IT MAGIC? WAS JIM HENSON A WIZARD!?! (The answer is yes, Jim Henson was absolutely a wizard.) Anyway, these movies were both very delightful. The jokes were funny and I can’t stress enough how insane the practical effects were.
In honour of Muppets vision 3D/the Muppets area closing, here are some pics from my trip there yesterday. (I was in the waiting room looking at muppet Jim when I found out the news).
I'm dying at this. They would absolutely try to kill him.
this came to me in a dream
I wish I was a muppet so I could flail uncontrollably with no consequences. And for the scrunch
The Diva <3
Random question but Dead Boy Detectives and Muppets. Who would be the only human? Jenny or the night nurse would be funny but I also made myself laugh thinking the cat king trying to seduce Kermit the frog. Who would play who? I feel like Gonzo or Kermit fit Charles. No idea why just do. I also think Miss Piggy would be amazing as Ester.
Shout out to the discord server for having this conversation before this posted. We have Monty-Rizzo, Charles-Gonzo, Kashi-Fozzi, Edwin-Kermit, Ester-Miss Piggy, Tragic Mick-Sam the Eagle, The Cat King-Pepe the prawn, Niko-Walter or Bean Bunny, Maxine-Crazy Horse or The swedish chef, Spider Demon-Animal, Crystal-Camilla, Dandelion spirts-Statler and Walford, Postman-the news man, The night nurse-Human, Jenny-Human or the swedish chef, the dragon mascot-Rowlf, twitchy Richie-beaker.
the world needs more Muppets
Random thought but I was reading some fan fiction, as one does and there was the word Muppet in it. So know I am thinking out of all the shadow and bone characters who would be the one human. Nikolai would be a solid vibe, but Zoya, the Darkling or Mal would be way too funny.
With six of crows Kaz has to be the one human there is no other option. The only one you can argue for is Matthias but what Muppet could play Kaz. You know what I mean.
But also after you decide the only human who would be played by what Muppet? I should definitely watch more Muppets content
WHY WOULD YOU DISABLE COMMENTS I NEED TO TELL YOU ARWEN WOULD ABSOLUTELY BE GONZO IN DRAG