A fic where the main character has two best friends, who are fully aware they are in a story and that they are side characters, and they are constantly arguing about how the story should go.
The mc accidentally hits the love interest with her car and decides to treat his wounds herself instead of taking them to the hospital and friend A is not having it.
Friend A: What do you mean you can 'patch him up?' Bitch, take him to the hospital!
Friend B: Let it happen. It will bring them closer together when he ends up in the hospital with an infection because her medical skills suck.