The Hagfish Car Accident May Be My Favorite Event In Human History - Blog Posts

in 2017 a truck full of hagfish spilled on a highway and made a big mess.

...here's a punk/math rock song about it??? lyrics beneath the cut

lyrics:

I am covered in slime

Don’t you even try to get close to me now

I’ve been here a long time

And I’m going to tie myself up to break out

No eyes no bones no spine

Don’t know where to draw the line

Dead whale it’s dinner time

I’m breaking out from the inside

When the truck falls down 

slime will coat

Your Toyota Prius

The slime will flow

Don’t you wanna be us?

When the truck falls down 

slime will coat

The adjoining highway

The slime will flow

Can’t you see it my way?

I am covered in slime

Don’t you even try to get close to me now