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inspector-m3

2 months ago

having a kitty follow you down the street after you pet it is the highest honour possible. it's like "no, human, you mustn't leave yet, i require more of these things you call scritches, call me a cutie patootie once more."

the way they just follow behind you and you're like "im sorry, i must go" like it's some damn heart break, like we're forbidden lovers.

i always cave and end up stopping, my heart breaks when they meow and follow you, like im sowwwyyyy c'mere sweetheart, im sorry i left

Having A Kitty Follow You Down The Street After You Pet It Is The Highest Honour Possible. It's Like

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cats kitty cat cats are the best the inspectors rants i may look like a pissed off thug but if a cat meows at me I am talking to it like another person “oh hello there” “how are you doing” “oh sweetie i cant pet you if you're behind me” i sweet talk cats and any other animal like no other auuuguhhh The cuteness aggression The urge to pick them up and keep them Like let me hold you ya adorable lil thing I love it when you crouch down and the dogs like climb up on your knees It's too cute

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bluryume

5 months ago

i hope sonic knows that if he was real i would kill him instantly oh my GOD i love him so much i need him GOOOONE. HELP MEEEE (/j i wouldnt but i am definitely the intense type ,,, heeeeeselp]