jesus was such a mary sue tho
he's sooo not like other carpenters, he reads ✨ he's nice to everyone and literally everyone loves him. he's bffs with the edgy kids (read: sex workers and tax collectors). and the way he stood up to those mean girls for using his temples for capitalism 😤
rereading this, I sound like one of those hyper-religious fb mums desperately trying to appeal to the youths
i'm not, I just have brainrot
I feel like god was one of the og fanfic writers
like, he saw this planet full of blorbos, meow meows, what have you and just. chewed them up. threw so much angst and trauma at them and was having a great time
until he threw his own oc into the mix and chilled tf out
I’m actually loosing my mind now
I’ve gone off the deep end, these hedgehogs are consuming my mind
Here’s a merhog because apparently that’s a tag on ao3 and I had to see what was there, found a fic by Burningstars98 called The Tales of Windmill Coast. I read both fics within like 3 days and now I want to try my hand at drawing the designs they put on the @windmillcoastau tumblr :)