Ted Nivison - Blog Posts
Not only is this great advice for everyone but you mentioned me??? 🥹🥹🥹 Jamie come ere let me give you a sloppy one /plat 💙💙💙💙💙
I beg of you to bestow your writing knowledge upon my weak shoulders. I desperately need it
Teach me your ways, oh Wise One™
stop fleur this is so cute (have you ever seen harry potter?? there's this french chick with the same name as you)
and of course !! not you boosting my ego with the wise one comment ☺️ hehe
idk about "weak shoulders" i actually love your stuff + kinda lurk your profile (i've been reading your stuff since jschlatt imagines twitch couple edition, the one where he says 'give me ur hat back bitch'. i giggled to that once or thrice)
okay yeah so about the writing part! gonna be 100% honest with you here girl...
this account is my slop writing. besides the year you died (shameless plug) most of my posts are written in under 10 minutes, because i get random spurts of motivation + i'm a fast typer.
but when i actually write, like for poetry competitions + writing for myself? my advice is...
really know the character you're writing for
look, we all write out of character schlatt sometimes okay. do i really think that schlatt would harass a poor deli worker to talk about how hot you are and or steal charlie slimecicle's dorky girlfriend?? no, obviously. but i try to embody his accent + his online persona so it's easier to imagine him actually doing that, you know?
just do it.
sometimes my writing is shit! but at least it's released. someone out there one day will write something that hits YOU in the feels, and that could be you, no matter what you right! for me that's my lovely moot @melrambles (not to glaze but that's my boy)
girl, you're ALREADY a good writer!
as i said, i've kept up with your stuff, and your stuff is a little different than mine (i feel like yours is more long form thought out where mine is more aesthetic snippy little fics), but nevertheless you are an amazing writer and i patiently wait for your fics to come out as incredibly early (or late depending on how you look at it!) christmas presents.
so yeah that was my yap sesh. here is my advice, put onto your strong and beautiful shoulders 💞
PLEASE PLASE PLEASE IM OM MY FUCKING KNEES 🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏
ted idea.. hear me out
fake dating where ted asks you to act like his partner while visiting his parents place, because he told them for months on end he had a gf and now they finally want to meet her.
you agree, who wouldn’t.. yada yada.
main plot point i’m thinking of is being in his bedroom after meeting the parents, and when you’re both going to sleep. or so you thought.
as you’re scrolling through twitter for a nightly scroll before sleeping, ted kneels in front of you, moving your phone and kissing you. you reciprocate obviously, but pull back and ask him what he’s doing. there’s nobody around, there’s no acting to do.
but he’s murmuring excuses against your lips, moustache rubbing against your neck as he peppers kisses trying to find your sweet spot. mumbling something about how ‘it’s just practice, that’s all’
it’s a shit excuse but you don’t care, because the make out that ensues is heavenly.
lowk want to write this does anyone want it..
Hiiii
I'm Mel, I use he/they pronouns (ftm pride), I'm 19 (I'm an aries >:]) and I'm also Polish! (I want to move away so bad istg).
My current obsessions are Schlatt, Charlie Slimecicle, Ted Nivison, Wendigoon (respectfully), Stardew Valley (HARVEY MY BELOVED), Persona 3, GRAVITY FALLS and more!
DNI:
MINORS!!!!
WSS and SSS
Dream stans 🤡
basic dni
I WON'T write:
any bodily fluids (scat, piss, vomit, etc)
rape
incest
cnc
ageplay
weird age gaps
anything nsfw with minors
I will write for:
Schlatt (my beloved)
Ted Nivison
Our favourite gunker Charlie Slimecicle
more to be added ig
Masterlist:
Do I Wanna Know? (Schlatt x ftm!reader, angst, confessions, song fic, hurt/comfort)
Guys, I'm sick rn and don't know what to do with myself so I could try getting back to writing?? Would anyone be interested? And please give me ideas my brain is literal mush rn
The point in the ted + eddy “going to every” roadtrip videos when they start arguing
