Satan: I'm not FUCKING ANGRY I'm just being a sarcastic bitch
Leviathan: I'm not good at insulting people BUT IF I WAS You'd be SO roasted rn
Beelzebub: Currently eating a tomato like an apple because I want to eat but I also need to be healthy
Asmo: How do I brag without sounding like a narcissistic bitch
Belphegor, replying: You already are a narcissistic bitch
Asmo: I know but how do I not SOUND like one
Lucifer: * sees the fun activity being done by other people on Devilgram*
Lucifer: Ok, we're going to put everything we love in this box as a family activity.
Asmodeus: Can I put MC in the box?
Lucifer: No.
Satan: Can I put MC in the box?
Lucifer: *sigh* No.
All the brothers and MC: ...
Beel, picking up MC: Can I put-
Lucifer: NO!